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4th and 2 Jayden Daniels throwaway breakdown:
1. What a catch by sourdough Sam
2. All smiles good to see jaydens having fun out there. what its all about
3. Dan Quinn looks extremely fired
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200 IQ play. Jayden Daniels throws the ball
OUT OF BOUNDS on 4th down to avoid accidentally throwing a touchdown.
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Report: The Eagles are looking to hire Dr Fauci to help "organize" their medical team after recent Jalen Hurts health controversy.
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The #Eagles team doctors responsible for clearing Jalen Hurts to play have reportedly been identified.
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Status alert: Abdul Carter (pornography) has entered Monday's game.
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An EXTREMELY CREDIBLE SOURCE tells me that the head of the Eagles medical team is BIG DOM, who was hired because he has an MD (mellitus diabetes)! He made Jalen Hurts a MEATBALL SUB, and did a SIGN OF THE CROSS as treatment. Jeffrey Lurie will KILL PLAYERS to save money. Sad!
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The MEDICAL MALPRACTICE to Jalen Hurts by the Eagles is a HEINOUS CRIME, and must be punished to the FULLEST EXTENT of the law! The team KNEW he had blood clots and still MADE HIM FLY across the Atlantic and play. Even Filthadelphia doctors have NO CLASS! DISGRACEFUL ORGANIZATION
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Abdul carter got us that 3 n out and looks unblockable but it wont show up in box score so he’s been disappointing so far
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The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
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claude is genuinely the greatest study tool ever. all i do is talk to claude for like 2 days about my process thru a test and now i dont have to cheat anymore
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Wouldn’t be a game in Raleigh unless they made a call and then made the opposite call to appease the big whiner of a coach
Pathetic @NHL
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