someone is going to be very upset about episode IX.

Show me your favorite INTERN 👇 I'll go first robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50

The Interns have arrived on Robinhood Chain.

The Interns have arrived on Robinhood Chain.

The Interns NFT mint begins this Friday. Every StonkBroker has the power to create 2 Interns in its lifetime, each uniquely attached to its traits: one Alpha Class Intern and one Woke Class Intern. Minting each Intern requires burning $STONKBROKER tokens, and the cost increases over time. Interns receive marketing rewards delegated to them by their OG StonkBroker, while also gaining access to additional revenue sources generated by Intern-based protocols.

The Nightshades Special Project on Robinhood Chain will be one of the most fun, degenerate and unique onchain experiments ever attempted, so let’s break down each step and how the flywheel works. LAUNCH Nightshades consists of 4 competing factions. Each faction has its own NFT collection and its own token, meaning 4 NFTs and 4 tokens all launch simultaneously when the game begins. All 4 tokens begin trading with an anti-snipe tax starting at 99% and gradually falling to 0%. During this period you can buy, but you cannot sell. The earlier you try to snipe, the more ETH you feed directly back into the game. NIGHT — EVERY 24 HOURS Every 24 hours, Night is triggered onchain. The moment Night begins, public token trading AND NFT trading across all 4 factions are disabled while the next outcome is determined. Cross-chain Chainlink VRF generates the randomness for each Night, with the result delivered through Chainlink CCIP. Nobody knows beforehand which factions will survive or how severe the damage will be. 75% of nights → 1 faction survives and 3 take damage 25% of nights → 2 factions survive and 2 take damage The same random result determines the severity of the Night. Damaged factions have between 20% and 80% of their LP pulled, with safeguards ensuring a pool can never be completely drained. SUNRISE Once the Night is resolved, token and NFT trading reopen and Sunrise begins. Token swaps reopen with a 99% anti-snipe tax that gradually falls to 0% over 60 minutes. This applies to BOTH buys and sells. After the 60-minute Sunrise, normal trading resumes with the standard 1% pool fee until the next Night. THE FLYWHEEL Every anti-snipe tax is recycled back into the ecosystem: 50% → boosts the next Night 10% → LP for the taxed faction 13.33% → StockBooster 13.33% → protocol 13.34% → creator / Meebits Every 24-hour cycle helps fund the next one. As more players join, more volume flows through the factions and more taxes accumulate, the size of the nighttime buys and boost pots can theoretically grow extremely large. Users can also activate their Nightshades NFTs through The Anvil AMM to earn rewards generated by the AMM itself. Activation removes faction tokens from circulation, creating another deflationary mechanism across all 4 tokens. You do not need to mint to participate. You can enter by minting if you have an allocation, buying any of the 4 faction tokens through Uniswap, or buying one of the NFTs on secondary. CIVILIZATIONS PROTOCOL Nightshades is the first implementation of a new onchain contract suite I developed called the Civilizations Protocol. The Civilizations Protocol is the underlying infrastructure that powers the entire game: simultaneous faction launches, anti-snipe mechanics, recurring 24-hour Nights, Chainlink-powered random outcomes, liquidity damage and survival, Sunrise trading, tax redistribution, NFT interactions and the economic flywheel connecting each round to the next. Nightshades is the first ever civilization built on top of it.

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I've always liked the idea that becoming an owner is something you can bring other people into. You start investing, then help a friend or family member get started too. Now they have a stake in the markets and can bring someone else along someday. Our new referral program rewards you for doing more of that.

Very interesting, and especially degenerate, meta is forming on Robinhood Chain, where users are attempting to force short squeezes on RWA stocks via their respective stock tokens, specifically targeting micro caps. Naturally, as a serious DeFi professional, I think this is potentially awesome (even though long term I think we can do much better things with stock tokens). I have decided to help enable this. That is why I am officially adding all 196 stock tokens on Robinhood Chain to the StonkBrokers token launchpad as base pairs. However, many of these tokens do not currently have the on-chain liquidity depth to support launches executed with them as their base pair. That opens the door for users to be destroyed by slippage and rugged by malicious actors who add thin liquidity to each pair. That is why these new pairs will only be illuminated on the launchpad when someone LPs and locks an ample amount of that respective stock token in the Safety Deposit Box liquidity lockers. After any of the 196 stock tokens, including the 5 smallest micro caps on Robinhood Chain ($ELF, $PENG, $RCAT, $GLXY, and Webull), have sufficient LP locked, they will automatically illuminate as potential base pairs for new launches. This represents an excellent opportunity for someone to safely monetize via swap fees by LPing and engaging in decentralized market making for these assets. That being said I have personally LPed enough to un-gate of the WeBull Stock Token and this pair as well as the $GLD pair is officially open. As more gain LP on Robinhood Chain more pairs are unlocked for launches Stonklauncher.wtf You can also now automatically airdrop a % of supply to Stonkbrokers, BAYC, Pudgies or Crypto Punks with any token deployed from our launcher Trenches in control.

My partner @AdamWeitsman would like to host a dinner for StonkBrokers on Wall Street in New York during NFT NYC next week. If you’re a $stonkbroker holder and you’d like to come to the event, please reach out and RSVP so we can get a head count 🤙

STORMM utilizes Uniswap v4 pools at its core and adds additional layers of capital efficiency by allowing liquidity providers to earn swap fees alongside premiums paid by leverage traders. This is how we use Uni V4 hooks properly as part of the infra to achieve higher capital efficiency across DeFi layers

INSIGHT: $STONKBROKER rises 63.2% after announcing STORMM, infra that will power a permissionless on-chain options exchange.