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I’m getting a lot of requests via text for donations from GOP Senators.
FYI… Not a penny til John Thune is removed from Leader.
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Brokers do the same when you ask for detention
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Paternity leave has given me some perspective on being a stay at home mom and……what the Hell was the issue with this?! This is AWESOME!
Why in the world would women rather go to work than hang out with their frikking babies all day?!
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Shit is getting real.
BREAKING: The feds are in possession of Rep. Ilhan Omar's (D-MN) DNA and personal passport as part of the federal investigation into her US citizenship, colleague @davidspunt reports. It's unclear how her DNA was obtained, but sources tell David it was NOT from a trash can or dumpster. @FoxNews is told that reports of agents dumpster diving are incorrect. Additionally, David is told the feds have her personal passport as evidence. Her official passport (via her office) has not been retrieved, and authorities aren't concerned that she fled the country. They believe she in the U.S., and feel that if she were to flee the country, it would create problems for her down the line as her husband and family members are in the US.
DHS and DOJ continue to decline comment to FOX on the investigation.
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Br’er Rabbit retweeted
This is one of those claims that is so extraordinary, and fits into my biases so well that I think I need a bit more sourcing before I get excited for it.
🚨BREAKING! Kash Patel is targeting Ketanji Brown Jackson’s husband for selling Supreme Court access!
“For $500,000, you can plead your case privately to one of nine justices,” Patel revealed. “Brown Jackson compromised at least seven cases.”
The FBI Director says the ethics committee can handle her, he’s got his sights set on the husband.
Corruption in robes won’t stand.
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Singlehandedly bringing sexy back
Bastards tried to hang me on the discount rack...
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Schoolchildren in France are risking their lives to provide school uniforms for their classmates and people are still calling them the bad guys.
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1. Is a member of the French left-wing party and an activist, one of the biggest advocates for opening up migration to North African peoples.
2. Owns a small chic boutique in an upscale spot, she stood in her shop trying to save it from looting and theft telling them that she's a famous activist.
3. Told them I'm so-and-so, the activist for asylum, I'm with you, I've defended you and your entry and stay in France, they spat on her, knocked her down, and trampled her with their feet, good thing she's still alive.
4. And they looted the whole shop, losing all the struggle and work of her lifetime in a moment. Standing there stunned, not believing that these thieving, rabble-rousing, criminal, barbaric hordes are the ones she's spent her whole life defending, and advocating for them to invade her country and destroy it.
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A brave little dog named Benny successfully chased a neighborhood bear out of his North Carolina family's backyard.
Benny's owner told ABC News that the little Yorkie "goes after any animal in our yard regardless of size." abcnews.link/1zlSII1
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My son had to take a test to get into kindergarten at a fancy school. They called me afterwards and said he didn't get in. When I asked them why, they said he failed his entrance exam, quite spectacularly. When I was on the phone the advisor went through his test and found that he got every single question wrong.
She said she was sorry, and they approved his admittance. From her viewpoint, a kid has to know the correct answers to all the questions in order to get all of them wrong.
The little shit was four years old. You can't teach that level of spite to a kid that young. It has to be naturally occuring.
Addendum: we also got called into a meeting with the counselor a few months later to discuss his grief over losing his sister to illness. He never had a sister.
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Denaturalize and deport her entire family. By force. Wipe out her entire bloodline from the United States. Every single thing about every human in this family is fraudulent.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal investigators have DNA evidence that proves Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud, NYPost reports.
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UPDATE: Indiana Democrat candidate Jamie West says she drank three beers before her interview
This is NOT a skit.
Jaime West, a Democrat running for Fayette County Council in Indiana, gave an EMBARRASSING interview where she appears to mumble and rant the entire time.
Is she intoxicated?
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Alright, drop me in Paris and pick me up on Monday.
I'll have it all sorted out by then.
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