Musician, Writer, Photographer. Editor of @accessible_mag, ambassador for @theCALMzone, married to @Kavya. Mainly football (read: @LFC & @LutonTown) tweets.

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Wrote this earlier today following the EDL terrorist riots and subsequent media around it, the hypocrisy of protest coverage and why language is important. Love to @zarahsultana for her poise and grace in the face of appalling interviewing on @GMB.
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Mates! We’re 13 points clear, can we not have World War Three
Donald Trump tells Volodymyr Zelenskyy: "You're gambling with World War Three, and what you're doing is very disrespectful to the country." trib.al/Qn3HqHW 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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We currently have no photos so this is admin's best attempt at what Schick's goal looked like 👍 18' | 0-1 | #KSVB04
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really funny how he literally hasn’t come out and just said “no i am not a nazi”
Elon Musk addresses speculation he did a Nazi salute at Donald Trump’s inauguration: “The radical leftists are really upset that they had to take time out of their busy day praising Hamas to call me a Nazi”
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Did you just say the sin of empathy
Do not commit the sin of empathy. This snake is God’s enemy and yours too. She hates God and His people. You need to properly hate in response. She is not merely deceived but is a deceiver. Your eye shall not pity.
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okay so this is literally fascism
BREAKING: Donald Trump signs an executive order allowing deportation of foreign students who express support for Hamas or Hezbollah.
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Never seen a team as lucky as Liverpool in recent times. Everything goes for them all the time.
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137 seconds of pure scenes. 😍
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Clearly a very convincing performance I gave here
We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage.
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Replying to @PopCrave
Hell of an announcement the day a healthcare CEO got murdered
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Genuinely get her on Sky she’s too good to be debating with Rory Jennings on shite like this
"Salah's five assists away from David Beckham!" 🔥 Is @StuntPegg the first person to SHUT @Chelsearory down!? 😲
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Much as I have a soft spot for Twitter, as my husband @RKZUK and I met on here, I’m jumping ship to BlueSky. Seems I’m a bit late though, as my first name is taken as a handle 😫 ➡️ Find me at heyitskavya.bsky.social
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Much as I have a soft spot for Twitter, as my husband @RKZUK and I met on here, I’m jumping ship to BlueSky. Seems I’m a bit late though, as my first name is taken as a handle 😫 ➡️ Find me at heyitskavya.bsky.social
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I hate when extremely coordinated people randomly fall out of the window after criticizing their tyrannical governments.
BREAKING: The famous Russian ballet dancer, Putin-critic and opponent of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, Vladimir Shklyarov, has died at the age of 39. He fell out from a window of his fifth-floor apartment in St. Petersburg.
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Everyone is so surprised whenever Affleck is revealed to be quite intelligent. Why did you think there were so many candid shots of him out there looking miserable?
Didn’t expect Ben Affleck to have the most articulate and realistic explanation where video models and Hollywood is going
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Vamos, @RafaelNadal!   As you get ready to graduate from tennis, I’ve got a few things to share before I maybe get emotional.   Let’s start with the obvious: you beat me—a lot. More than I managed to beat you. You challenged me in ways no one else could. On clay, it felt like I was stepping into your backyard, and you made me work harder than I ever thought I could just to hold my ground. You made me reimagine my game—even going so far as to change the size of my racquet head, hoping for any edge.   I’m not a very superstitious person, but you took it to the next level. Your whole process. All those rituals. Assembling your water bottles like toy soldiers in formation, fixing your hair, adjusting your underwear... All of it with the highest intensity. Secretly, I kind of loved the whole thing. Because it was so unique—it was so you.   And you know what, Rafa, you made me enjoy the game even more.    OK, maybe not at first. After the 2004 Australian Open, I achieved the #1 ranking for the first time. I thought I was on top of the world. And I was—until two months later, when you walked on the court in Miami in your red sleeveless shirt, showing off those biceps, and you beat me convincingly. All that buzz I’d been hearing about you—about this amazing young player from Mallorca, a generational talent, probably going to win a major someday—it wasn’t just hype.   We were both at the start of our journey and it’s one we ended up taking together. Twenty years later, Rafa, I have to say: What an incredible run you’ve had. Including 14 French Opens—historic! You made Spain proud... you made the whole tennis world proud.   I keep thinking about the memories we’ve shared. Promoting the sport together. Playing that match on half-grass, half-clay. Breaking the all-time attendance record by playing in front of more than 50,000 fans in Cape Town, South Africa. Always cracking each other up. Wearing each other out on the court and then, sometimes, almost literally having to hold each other up during trophy ceremonies.   I’m still grateful you invited me to Mallorca to help launch the Rafa Nadal Academy in 2016. Actually, I kind of invited myself. I knew you were too polite to insist on me being there, but I didn’t want to miss it. You have always been a role model for kids around the world, and Mirka and I are so glad that our children have all trained at your academies. They had a blast and learned so much—like thousands of other young players. Although I always worried my kids would come home playing tennis as lefties.   And then there was London—the Laver Cup in 2022. My final match. It meant everything to me that you were there by my side—not as my rival but as my doubles partner. Sharing the court with you that night, and sharing those tears, will forever be one of the most special moments of my career.   Rafa, I know you’re focused on the last stretch of your epic career. We will talk when it’s done. For now, I just want to congratulate your family and team, who all played a massive role in your success. And I want you to know that your old friend is always cheering for you, and will be cheering just as loud for everything you do next.   Rafa that!   Best always, your fan, 
 Roger
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Social media is plastered with ‘Lest we forget’ by people who are ignoring a genocide
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If any other group of football fans had gone to a foreign city, chanted racist stuff, torn down flags, and then got attacked by locals... would they be presented as victims of a pogrom? I mean come on.
Israeli soccer fans attacked in Amsterdam, authorities say... video geolocated by NBC News showed fans of Israeli soccer team Maccabi Tel Aviv singing “Death to the Arabs” and “Let the IDF win. We will f*** the Arabs,” and tearing down a Palestinian flag. nbcnews.com/news/world/israe…
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until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this
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He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had. But at least he's not a Black woman.
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Genuinely could’ve said he scored for Real against his former club Milan and I wouldn’t have even questioned it
Alvaro Morata scores against his former club! The Spanish forward puts AC Milan back in front against Real Madrid with a typical poacher's finish. #UCL 🎥 @footballontnt
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