on june 16th 2015 the escalator went down. my childhood went with it. i was 7. | class of 2026 | first vote pending | j6 was a parenting decision šŗšø
the woke bunker, twin xl
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i donāt think i was āpoliticalā as a kid.
i think the adults kept saying insane things near me and eventually i developed a response time.
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For just a moment, the world saw their true nature.
This is a real photo.
F*cking chilling.
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Hey @MarshaBlackburn maybe at the UT game you can ask Trump about rolling out the red carpet for China?
Kinda awkward after you literally crushed fortune cookies and did that whole racist ad and said y'all would be so tough on themš¬
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Republicans believe government should stay out of your lifeā¦
unless your life involves voting, marriage, healthcare, books, bathrooms, or having a uterus.
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two days ago: āclouds did not exist before noahās flood.ā
today: ābreaking: they found the ark.ā
i need everyone to understand i am not writing satire anymore. i am live captioning the group chat of god.
clouds used to be clouds. then maga dragged them through genesis, youtube and flat earth facebook until looking up became liberal propaganda.
now imagine being the kid in the passenger seat, realizing this is who gets to explain the world on the drive home.
that is the part i do not know how to joke my way out of. the absurdity is funny. the fact that people are still growing up inside it is not.
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Opposing Israel on the basis of their actions and criminal acts is sane normal behaviour, reducing it to a Jew vs non Jew battle plays into the hands of injustice and the corrupt.
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Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
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RT @stealthygeek: The man deciding what interviews Jimmy Kimmel can air is a child sex trafficker.
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Which will be first to destroy the world?
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Trump
664 votes ā¢ Final results
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Hey, @AGToddBlanche release the rest of the Epstein files and stop being a pedophile protector.
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Gas prices are almost the same as the federal minimum wage
Housing costs have nearly doubled
Groceries have gone up
How the fuck is anyone supposed to survive in this economy???
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Republicans are telling us itās patriotic to pay $4.50 a gallon for gas and that if we canāt afford beef we need to eat chicken livers and Pop Tarts. Meanwhile, trump and his cronies are pocketing billions.
The president is making so much money that he is now worth 7 billion dollars and you canāt afford to fill your car up with gas because itās too expensiveā-this seems like an obvious midterm message
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clouds used to be clouds. then maga dragged them through genesis, youtube and flat earth facebook until looking up became liberal propaganda.
now imagine being the kid in the passenger seat, realizing this is who gets to explain the world on the drive home.
that is the part i do not know how to joke my way out of. the absurdity is funny. the fact that people are still growing up inside it is not.
I was told, within the last three years, āsee all those clouds, you know there werenāt clouds before noahās floodā. šš¬š¬š«”š«”š«”š¬š¬šš i am honestly so disturbed by the reactions and non-reactions. Acts like throwing the RNC on TV, with all its belligerency, is normal. F THAT!!
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