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Oh good. Another thing to get in the way whilst shopping. Like the shelf stackers who refuse to get out of the way for 20 seconds whilst you try and get something off the shelf when they’re there for an 8 hour shift…🤡
Today in the supermarket I saw this Bot cleaning the floor. A job that humans used to do. I’m guessing we’re going to see more and more Bods doing the jobs of humans, which free up time for us to keep having pointless wars. #allotment #Plants #Flowers #GrowYourOwn #Wars
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Just don’t use the Labour run council car parks. Cheaper to go to Magic Kingdom. #rdguk 🤡🥀
10 cheap or free things to do with children in Reading this half-term ift.tt/jSyY4ma
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Reading Clowncil retweeted
Not going to lie- recent rumours about @SweeneyandTodds have had quite an impact. Every day, we are surprised by how many people believe we have closed or are closing. Normally, weekly & Xmas bookings have been snapped up- but not this year. Please support your local businesses🫶
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I contacted Mark Keeping (Labour) about a noise issue in Kentwood Ward. I didn’t get a reply. #rdguk.🤡🥀
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“The suspect is described as a south Asian man in his late 20s to early 30s with dark skin and short dark hair.” #rdguk 🤡🥀
Police release E-fit after sexual assault at Reading Festival ift.tt/jDSGQXU
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Reading needs a larger theatre to attract bigger acts. This is just a waste of money as there are plenty of spaces in Reading that can be used as a studio theatre. #rdguk 🤡🥀
A key milestone has been reached in the construction of the new Studio Theatre at The Hexagon. A striking new pedestrian walkway is now in place which will give customers step free access from Queen’s Walk into the new venue and the existing adjoining theatre. Great progress has also been made on the creation of the new theatre space with the roof in place and the auditorium taking shape. Read more at: rdguk.info/jTZDX #rdguk
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The only tweak needed is to scrap it. Admit it's been a disaster. Admit it's more taxpayers' money wasted and move on. Moving forward, get competent people in charges to ensure these farces don't happen again. #rdguk 🤡🥀
🚌 Reading Council is consulting on plans to tweak the London Road bus lane to tackle the current problems at the junction of London Road and Liverpool Road. This change will speed up buses, cyclists and everyone else. Have your say: reading.govocal.com/en-GB/pr…
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How many white British boys apply versus Asian Indians? #rdguk 🤡
Reading School changes admissions to encourage more local boys to apply ift.tt/mbfoTWQ
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It’s clear that Labour priorities in Reading is diversity and multiculturalism. Any serious or council related issues are ignored. But they always find time to post about Pakistan Independence Day or plays called Black and Queer. #rdguk 🤡🥀
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Bonkers this is going ahead on the 7th October and the Met/Authorities are allowing it. 🤡🥀
🧵 We have imposed conditions on a student march that is expected to take place tomorrow, Wednesday, 7 October.
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I went a couple of weeks ago. It's good. £6.75 for a pint of Hawkstone Premium lager. £14 for a burger. Obviously not cheap but well organised. Weather was good. Irish folk band on in the garden. Lots and lots of staff and some racist black Labradors. 🤡🥀
Jeremy Clarkson reveals he is 'dreaming' of opening new pub ift.tt/2Frno89
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No point. John Ennis (Labour) isn't replying to e-mails. Labour councillors ignore messages. I was sent a link to make a complaint about him, but it's a waste of time. #rdguk 🤡🥀
🚌 Reading Council is consulting on plans to tweak the London Road bus lane to tackle the current problems at the junction of London Road and Liverpool Road. This change will speed up buses, cyclists and everyone else. Have your say: reading.govocal.com/en-GB/pr…
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"Reading Borough Council - Working better with YOU" though... #rdguk 🤡🥀
Ah, John Ennis is still a Labour Councillor then. Remember though - don't message Labour councillors on their social media pages as it's trolling. E-mail them instead. Still waiting for a reply to my e-mail to John. It's been 1093 (one thousand and ninety three) days. 🤡🥀
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Ah, John Ennis is still a Labour Councillor then. Remember though - don't message Labour councillors on their social media pages as it's trolling. E-mail them instead. Still waiting for a reply to my e-mail to John. It's been 1093 (one thousand and ninety three) days. 🤡🥀
Drivers blasted for illegal parking and blocking paths near Reading hospital ift.tt/643EgBA
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Reading Clowncil retweeted
Replying to @rdgchronicle
Not drivers fault blame @ReadingCouncil for their poor traffic management in the area.
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Welcome to Labour run Reading. #rdguk 🤡🥀
Central #rdguk - proud gulls reduced to feeding in the street
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This is only going one way. ⬆️#rdguk 🤡🥀
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No description of the armed man. 🤡
Schools locked down after report of armed man bbc.in/4zb794p #bbcberkshire
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Middle finger Micky’s, middle finger is out more often than the gully cleaner. #rdguk 🤡🥀
West #rdguk - not seen a gully cleaning vehicle in a while
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