My 2026 Resolutions … * Stay alive & fit * Choose my battles * Look out for the less fortunate * Maintain my self-care * Celebrate Trump’s departure

I don't understand why the Cornell rapist would flee to Dubai when he could've stayed in the US and become a Republican politican, pastor, SCOTUS justice or maybe even president.

To whatever Trump supporter needs to hear this: At some point, "he didn't mean it like that" stops being an explanation and starts being an excuse. You can't keep rewriting a man's own words because you don't like what they reveal. He said it. You heard it. And now you're choosing to defend that nonsense. Maybe the question isn't "what did he mean?". Maybe the question is: what does it say about YOU that you're willing to excuse it?🤷

Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain

The world needs to shut down travel to and from Russia until we get honest answers about this plague. The broken vial story makes no sense…. Unless they have absolutely no safety protocols in which case this is even worse

If Democrats retake the House, I don’t want them to start impeachment proceedings against President Trump. I want them to go straight to the International Criminal Court at The Hague just like Germany did after the fall of the Third Reich.

Profiles in courage: privately admitting they have serious concerns about Trump while publicly falling in line because keeping their jobs matters more than doing them.

Even Stalin, at the age of 74, eventually collapsed one March evening on the floor of his quarters at the government dacha, alone, lying in a pool of his own urine. And now Putin is turning 74. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Time moves relentlessly in only one direction, no matter what sun-god tyrants may think of themselves.

Get this non-bearded weakling warrior some testosterone, stat. Before he gets his ass kicked by a woman. 🇺🇸

Americans must live with Susan Collins' decision to vote for Brett Kavanaugh for as long as Kavanaugh lives or decides to stay on SCOTUS. Now Alito says he's retiring. Why isn't it more discussed that a Maine Senator might be the deciding vote for his potential replacement?

So, two days ago he’s talking about Iran taking out two American cities and today he’s saying he can arrest Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Barack Obama. Where. The. Fuck. Is. Congress?!??

Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego

Struggling to keep up with the minorities he's trying to erase....

if you think allowing other people to marry the person of their choice curtails your "religious liberty," you're a religious fanatic who does not belong in government.

Trump said in 2016 he’d eliminate the national debt in eight years. The national debt apparently took that personally.

I just keep thinking about all the times that Republicans have screamed that Democrats are to blame for the moral decay of the country. But now they worship Trump, who is moral decay personified. And so they've suddenly stopped complaining about it. Weird.

I’m really sick and tired of people blaming democrats for losing to trump in 2024 based on policy instead of looking around and seeing all the people in this country who continue to support trump because they are hateful racists.

But Hunter Biden sold a few paintings...

This former Republican of 50 yrs is still trying to figure out why the hell Trump tore up the previously negotiated nuclear deal with Iraq? It might not have been perfect, but it was a lot better than the situation that Trump has us in today.

Trump Tariffs don’t work.

I called my 92 year old grandmother last night to tell her Trump's poll numbers had fallen even further because I knew she’d be delighted. She giggled and said, “Did you hear that Jim Bakker fucker died today too?”