ANNOUNCEMENT:
I’ve been retained as a publicist by “The Three Sewer People of New York City.”
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I want to share the official statement from the Sewer People who were seen fleeing the sewer:
“We are a nocturnal community living in the sewers of New York City. We mean no harm and wish to be left alone. There is a Jewish community that also uses the sewer system in our area, and we are currently in a conflict with them. We ask that you respect our privacy and not pursue us. In a city filled with unhoused people, we are the least of your concerns.”
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