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HOST: Hold on! Who approved that dress? I need their name! WOMAN: Why? Are you planning to report them? HOST: Report them? I'm filing a complaint with the fashion police! You walked in looking like the grand finale of Fashion Week! WOMAN: Relax. I didn't come here to match your curtains. AUDIENCE: 😂😂😂 HOST: That was personal! We're barely two minutes into the interview! WOMAN: You started it. I was minding my business. HOST: Minding your business? Your dress has more plot twists than a Netflix series! WOMAN: At least my dress has a storyline. What's the excuse for that tie? HOST: Excuse me! This tie was professionally selected! WOMAN: By someone who clearly hates you. AUDIENCE: 💀💀💀 HOST: Somebody get me water! I'm being bullied on my own show! WOMAN: You invited me. Don't start regretting it now. HOST: I'm calling my booking manager tomorrow! WOMAN: Good. Tell them to send my hosting invoice too. HOST: YOUR HOSTING INVOICE?! You came here as a guest and left as the host! WOMAN: That's what happens when your questions aren't entertaining. AUDIENCE: 🔥🔥🔥 HOST: Fine! I admit it. I love the dress. But how did you make a fashion statement with three buttons and a prayer? WOMAN: And yet you've spent the entire interview talking about it. Looks like my dress is doing your job better than you are. HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, she's beautiful, confident, and has officially destroyed my career! WOMAN: You're welcome. HOST: One thing is certain. Next time, that dress gets its own guest chair! WOMAN: Only if you promise not to interview it. HOST: I wouldn't dare. That dress has better comebacks than I do! AUDIENCE: The entire studio erupts.*