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Man, Democrats are so blind, bro. I fact-checked this, and the numbers and context check out. You can disagree with Trump all you want, but at least argue the facts.
Some people see oil hit $100 and immediately start screaming Trump’s name. Maybe tell the whole damn story. He’s dealing with a major conflict involving Iran while one of the most important oil shipping routes on Earth has been disrupted. The EIA says disruptions through the Strait of Hormuz have directly contributed to higher and more volatile crude prices. That’s kind of an important detail. You don’t have to like Trump. But if we’re going to compare presidents, compare the circumstances too. Quit with the selective outrage and just be truthful.
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Where is Iran’s Supreme Leader? Tehran says he’s alive, healthy, and still running the country. Then prove it. Put him on camera. Give the world a clear, authenticated appearance and end the speculation. Until that happens, one question isn’t going away… Are they pulling a Joe Biden and keeping Iran’s Supreme Leader out of sight?
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TRUMP SAID THE U.K. ARRESTS WERE FANTASTIC BECAUSE THOSE SUSPECTS WERE LOOKING TO DO BIG DAMAGE. That base houses American B-1 bombers hitting Iran, and people can get close enough to the fence to film takeoffs like it is a tourist stop. Iran denies involvement while calling any base used against it a legitimate target, and that should fool nobody. Five British nationals from London got grabbed, and decades of open immigration policy mean a passport alone does not tell you who you are dealing with. A former CIA station chief warned the same network could hit the United States next, and General Punaro says our readiness funding is already short. Iran has vowed to strike allies who help us, so high alert is not optional. Congress needs to fund the fight like we mean it.
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Protecting American children abducted across international borders is a top priority for the Trump Administration. Today, I announced a new visa restriction targeting individuals who impede the prompt resolution of international parental child abduction cases.
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THE UK IS A DYING CIVILIZATION. Speech gets punished. Bombers get a pass. If your government fears a joke more than a bomb plot, it has already lost the plot.
The United Kingdom jails people for posting memes on the internet but releases terrorists who try to bomb military bases on bail. Let that sink in...
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JUST IN: A NEW YORK DA IS REOPENING A CORNELL SEXUAL ASSAULT CASE THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. Jane Doe alleges seven fraternity members drugged and assaulted her in 2024, and her attorney says campus police got a group chat showing a crime and still failed to follow through. Cornell claims it handed out real punishment, while reports say some students were expelled and one was forced to write an essay. If that chat flagged what happened and nobody stopped it until morning, that is not a campus “process.” That is a failure. Duke Lacrosse and Rolling Stone taught America not to convict in the comments section, and the same rule applies here. Get the facts fast, charge the guilty if the evidence holds, and stop treating a woman’s report like a PR problem.
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Trump Bans Fake News | Does Capitalism Work | Ice Shooting in Austin | Mav Is Having a What?!?! nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1OxwbnVjw…
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China does not want Marco Rubio anywhere near the presidency.
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🚨 TRADE: J.J. McCarthy is headed to NEW YORK. The Vikings are trading their former No. 10 overall pick to the Giants for a 2027 fifth-round pick after Jaxson Dart’s injury. Minnesota is moving on, and New York is taking a swing on a 23-year-old quarterback who desperately needs a fresh start. What a turn. McCarthy went from being viewed as Minnesota’s future at quarterback to being shipped out for a fifth-rounder. Now the Giants get their chance to find out whether there’s still a franchise quarterback hiding in there.
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BREAKING: I am investigating Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance company over denials and delays of urgent and medically necessary care.
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THIS HAS TO STOP. PUT THEM IN PRISON. Dozens of teens turned the Oklahoma State Fair into a street fight, stomping heads and beating kids in line for rides. That is not a rough patch. That is lawlessness in broad daylight. Arrest them. Charge them. Lock them up. Soft consequences built this chaos.
🚨DEAR GOD!!!! Complete LAWLESSNESS broke out at the Oklahoma State Fair after dozens of "teens" began BEATING other in line for rides. Teens could be seen STOMPING ON THE HEADS of other kids, punching each other, and knocking over equipment. WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?!!!!!!!!!
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🚨 Speaker Johnson just put the midterms on NOTICE. Less than 40 days out. Early voting is already happening. A lot of people have already made up their minds. The House comes down to a handful of seats. About 22 swing districts decide the whole chamber. Johnson’s case: ✅ Better candidates ✅ Fundraising advantage for the first time in years ✅ A record to run on And the line that should wake every Republican up: “This is not our father’s Democratic Party.” He’s right. They’re not running as Bill Clinton Democrats. They’re running as the party that just got pulled further left, and they want the gavel so they can investigate, obstruct, and undo everything that’s been done. Media math right now: Republicans hold a 7-seat House majority. Cook and the usual suspects say Democrats pick up 5–15 and take the chamber. Senate is a 6-seat GOP edge and still a knife fight. Ignore the “inevitability” talk. Midterms are won on the ground in those 22 seats, not on cable chyron predictions. If you live in a swing district, early vote. If you don’t, find one and help. Johnson is going to 22 states. The rest of us don’t get to sit this one out. Common sense vs crazy. That’s the ballot.
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That would go against the AOC narrative.
I wonder why ABC mentions the race of the victim but not the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd suspect Hint:
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Scott Bessent just put a clock on Iran. He says only about 15 million barrels of Iranian oil are still on the water, and within roughly TWO WEEKS those final shipments to China will be delivered. Then, according to Bessent, Iran will have “nothing left to trade for anything.” Think about that. Oil is one of the regime’s biggest sources of hard currency, and that lifeline is being squeezed down to almost nothing. If Bessent is right, the next two weeks could be enormously important. The pressure on Tehran is about to get very real.
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It took nearly a decade. People laughed. People said it would never happen. People wrote the Tesla Semi off completely. Now the trucks are finally rolling out to customers. That might be the biggest lesson here. Even when you’re Elon Musk, building something genuinely new takes longer, costs more, and gets harder than anybody expects. But if these trucks perform the way Tesla says they can, the transportation industry could be staring at a massive shakeup. The Semi is finally here.
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College football completely lost its mind this weekend. Oregon QB Dante Moore gets knocked out on a brutal USC hit and leaves the field for medical evaluation. Then Texas star Colin Simmons sacks Tennessee’s quarterback and celebrates by pretending to URINATE on the field. What happened to just making a huge play, celebrating with your teammates, and getting back to football? These guys are unbelievably talented. Sometimes somebody just needs to tell them… Make the play and act like you’ve been there before.
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This circus business in NYC offers free discounts/passes ONLY to people who identify as "BIPOC" to combat "historic and ongoing racist policies." If you are White, you have to pay full price. This is illegal @AAGDhillon
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The Fake News media and Democrats don’t want Americans hearing directly from the Iranian people. They want the world to believe ordinary Iranians are united behind the regime and against America.
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The UK has suicidal empathy really bad. Terrorists get to walk. Memers go to prison.
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To my trolls… I’m whatever slur you want to call me today! Monday’s name calling is OPEN. Feel free to get after it!! 😎😂
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GINA HINOJOSA IS MORE RADICALLY LEFT THAN JAMES TALARICO, AND SHE JUST ADMITTED THEY ARE LOCKED TOGETHER. The radical ranking chart puts Hinojosa near the top of Texas Democrats for years while Talarico sits way further down the list. She still said they are in lockstep, friends, allies, and working very closely. That is not distance. That is a confession. If Texas’ more radical Democrat is bragging about teamwork with Talafreakshow, voters should take her at her word. Same team. Same agenda. Same threat to this state.
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