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Cowboys Fans Concerned Another Loss Could Make It Difficult For Team To Choke In Playoffs buff.ly/T0YOUD9

Cowboys Fans Concerned Another Loss Could Make It Difficult For Team To Choke In Playoffs

ARLINGTON, TX — Cowboys fans expressed growing concern this week that another regular-season loss could jeopardize the team's opportunity to suffer a humiliating collapse in the first round of the...

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VidAngel Announces 'The Goshfather' buff.ly/ZXnDUxM

VidAngel Announces 'The Goshfather'

LEHI, UT — Content-filtering streaming service VidAngel announced a new, cleaner edit of The Godfather called The Goshfather.

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Single Raindrop Falls From Sky, Causing Every Californian To Scream And Drive Their Car Off Cliff buff.ly/uogkLm1

Single Raindrop Falls From Sky, Causing Every Californian To Scream And Drive Their Car Off Cliff

LOS ANGELES, CA — A single raindrop fell from the sky Monday morning, triggering widespread panic and causing millions of Californians to immediately drive their cars off nearby cliffs.

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Progressive Really Wants Communism But Is Worried There Won't Be Gluten-Free Bread Lines buff.ly/4EJEAh9

Progressive Really Wants Communism But Is Worried There Won't Be Gluten-Free Bread Lines

PORTLAND, OR — Local progressive and Anitfa member Declan Johnson has started to question his commitment to the communist revolution over concerns about a potential lack of gluten-free bread lines.

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After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes buff.ly/03zvHUx

After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes

BRASILIA — After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential election, securing 81 million votes.

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Oct 26
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Homeschooling Parents Sit 25-Year-Old Down To Have 'The Talk' buff.ly/reGL5Jq

Homeschooling Parents Sit 25-Year-Old Down To Have 'The Talk'

SNOWVILLE, UT—According to sources, local homeschooling parents Drew and Sandy Denson have decided it's time to have 'the talk' with their young and innocent 25-year-old son Clay. After mustering up...

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Clever: This Christian Is A Bad Driver, So He Put Atheist Bumper Stickers All Over His Car buff.ly/QqKlnIL

Clever: This Christian Is A Bad Driver, So He Put Atheist Bumper Stickers All Over His Car

COLUMBUS, OH—According to sources, local insurance salesman Bob Brown has come up with a clever solution for maintaining his Christian testimony in spite of being one of the worst drivers to ever...

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Asians Asked To Be Less Successful To Stop Ruining Racial Narrative buff.ly/DZqVrLu

Asians Asked To Be Less Successful To Stop Ruining Racial Narrative

U.S.—There is a long-successful narrative about race in this country: Racism of the past has led to structural racism, which keeps minorities from being successful. It seems really, really true, but...

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The @WNBA will become watchable.
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Oct 23
The Dallas Cowboys are also going to win the Super Bowl.
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NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris buff.ly/7id3J1G

NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris

PARIS — To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzone messaging by having "Allahu Akbar" painted...

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Cold-Hearted Leftists Demand Immigrants Stay In Evil, Oppressive United States buff.ly/XEHV3QJ

Cold-Hearted Leftists Demand Immigrants Stay In Evil, Oppressive United States

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sickening display of cold-heartedness, American leftists are demanding that immigrants stay in the evil, oppressive regime of the United States.

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Oct 22
"Not to my knowledge."
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Protest Leaders Remind Rioters To Take Breaks To Pray Toward Mecca buff.ly/qISWFpx

Protest Leaders Remind Rioters To Take Breaks To Pray Toward Mecca

PARIS — Devastating riots across France paused briefly this morning, and once this afternoon, for the Islamic call to prayer. It is expected to pause again this evening.

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Oct 20
My joke explanations are nothing but helpful. I'm a good guy.
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WNBA Clarifies A Woman Is An Adult Human Lesbian buff.ly/REf8CqK

WNBA Clarifies A Woman Is An Adult Human Lesbian

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a statement to Congress regarding former NBA players who have applied for the WNBA draft, the Women's National Basketball Association has clarified that it defines a woman as an...

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Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love buff.ly/xvJV3uw

Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only married her brother for love.

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Texas Passes Law Banning Californians From Voting After They Move There buff.ly/3VE7Dq3

Texas Passes Law Banning Californians From Voting After They Move There

AUSTIN, TX—To the relief of Texans across the state, Governor Greg Abbott has signed a law prohibiting escaping Californians from voting after they move to Texas. Experts say this will prevent the...

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Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap buff.ly/npfFAZh

Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap

WACO, TX — Famed HGTV stars Chip and Joanna Gaines announced today that their "Magnolia" company would be introducing a line of rainbow shiplap.

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