‘Alexa. Show me the funniest f*****g thing of all time.’

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The Proclaimers have come out and said people are becoming afraid to speak their minds. I keep seeing it. I’m sick of pretending I don’t. You say the high street doesn’t feel like yours and you’re paranoid. You say a leaflet shouldn’t put someone in hospital and you’re a Nazi. You notice the shop, the boats, the bill, and they look at you like you’re the problem. I’m a dad. I want a country where you can say what you can see. Britain first. Our kids first. That’s not complicated. Does anyone else feel like they’re biting their tongue in their own country now? I do. 🇬🇧

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Danny Kruger explains that our crypto billionaire donors will get absolutely nothing in return for their donations. In unrelated news, we plan to cut capital gains tax on crypto assets from 24% to 10% and set up a Bank of England Bitcoin Reserve Fund. #BBCQT

I’m with Jen 👍🏼 Cc @RobBfromDerby @AnneRepton

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