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$ptlo calls officially my greatest trade on a % basis. I have now joined the 1000% club. Still have a few runners.
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Lmao mogged
What do you do with your millions?
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happy warrant expiration week
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“What are neoclouds” “Does cost of capital include revenue” “Are GPUs waterproof” “Can data centers go bankrupt”
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Slob bowl meta so back
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"People who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep," per NBC
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$GME You fall for it again, anon?
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$GME holders reading warrants with expiry date gonna expire on that date if below strike value.

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Vaxxed?
Rumors of the death of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un have been circulating online for days, but Kim Jong Un has not yet made a public appearance to deny them. This indirectly confirms that the rumors of Kim Jong Un's death are likely true. Furthermore, it is rumored that after Kim Jong-un's death, the North Korean regime has not been transferred to his daughter Kim Ju-ae, but is currently in the hands of his sister Kim Yo-jong. After assuming power, Kim Yo-jong immediately activated loudspeaker broadcasts to South Korea and fired 201 warning shots. She also warned South Korea that North Korea was considering a comprehensive upgrade of its tactical strike capabilities. This sudden intensification of threats against South Korea is clearly aimed at strengthening her control over the North Korean military and consolidating her power through strong external threats. This indirectly confirms the rumors that Kim Jong-un is dead and that Kim Yo-jong is currently in control of the regime; these rumors are likely true.
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Crypto settles instantly. No more T+1, T+2, etc.
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I have played these games before
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Futures are up. I don't get it. Could all the Black Monday predictions by 25yo macro podcasters on X be wrong?
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Replying to @Naded
$60 store credit
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Plan ₿.
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“We become what we behold.” -William Blake If you contemplate an archetype long enough, when the moment arises, you will unconsciously embody it.
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just bought another 5k gme calls
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Market crashing, $GME green. Nature is healing
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Ryan Cohen doesn’t even know you exist, delusional fuck.
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Amazing news, cuz holding $oklo has given me cancer
$OKLO was selected by DoE to advance Groves 2 Forge after its first reactor reached criticality in under a year with CEO saying “how quickly a new reactor could be built.” Now Oklo is expanding into materials used for cancer treatments opening a new business beyond electricity.
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$ptlo Value is back on the menua boys! Dont zoom out plz
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$ptlo bottom in for real this time
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