Lmao 🤣

I just signed an executive order permanently declaring Artificial Intelligence “Artificial Intelligence” in California. You’re welcome, America.

If I walk in your restaurant and a dog is eating at the table with you I’m calling the health department

Jack Smith: “We had proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump committed serious crimes”

Gabby Williams: “I heard Too Short was in the building, I couldn’t lose in front of Too Short. So only one thing, what’s my fav word?!?” Crowd: B*tchhhhhh OMG 😂😂😂

We named the All-Time All-WNBA players across the league's history 🏀 From Cynthia Cooper in the inaugural season to active players like A'ja Wilson, and everyone in between

Stephanie A Smith @stephenasmith will never catch GOAT 🐐 James 👑

Fox News putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote Red. Let’s break that down Can Nicki Minaj vote ? No - not a US Citizen Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No - Registered Sex Offender Can Nicki Minaj’ brother vote? No - serving 25-Life for child rape

Guys, we seriously need a YouTube alternative. How did we go from TV has too many ads to YouTube somehow having even more? We need a serious competitor at this point!

Once again Jalen Hurts played like shit and got bailed out by his running game. Oh sorry this is actually Josh Allen.

The Chicago Sky freed Angel Reese, and she immediately became All-WNBA (2nd Team) and Defensive Player of the Year! 🤷🏾‍♂️

I know there is a lot of talk about QBs sliding… I slid my whole career & never took a hit like you see now & that’s when hitting was allowed! I don’t believe it’s the sliding that’s the problem, it’s the TIMING of the slide! QBs are pushing envelope bc they are more protected & they expect defenders to just assume they aren’t going to keep running… bad assumption! Go down early or just be a running back - the in-between is the problem IMO!

Angel Reese wins AP Defensive Player Of The Year! 12.1 RPG (1st in WNBA) 1.8 SPG (3rd in WNBA) First in defensive win shares Fourth in defensive rating (Via @TheAthletic | @lifewithkeerose)

Love that YouTube ads aren’t even selling you anything, they’re just trying to annoy you into paying for a premium YouTube subscription

being blonde on the indiana fever

So just to make this clear I’ve heard the Sixers can’t: “Can’t shoot” “Can’t defend” “Can’t rebound” “Maxey is overrated” “JB is selfish” “LeBron’s washed” “Embiid’s injury prone” “Too many egos” And yet they’re considered a superteam😂

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

The Mississippi State Medical Examiner's autopsy report found no water in his lungs or airways, despite the grand jury report suggesting Nolan Wells' death was an accidental drowning. The cause and manner of death remain undetermined, with documented evidence of head injuries noted in the report.

The autopsy of Nolan Wells reveals that no water was found in the lungs, throat or stomach

If I had a vote, my first team All-WNBA would be: A’ja Wilson Breanna Stewart Kelsey Mitchell Olivia Miles Paige Bueckers

I retired? News to me lol cuz I’m still waiting for a call… NBA season long 🤷🏻‍♂️