Ed Ruffin@Ruffin_Shot

Former hotelier, snark, midlife cat guy. If it appears I'm making a serious argument I'm probably just mocking you.

 Virginia, USA
Joined September 2019
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Replying to @OrdyPackard @Mollyratty @Patriot_Musket
I love pie. At an event years back someone dropped the pie. It collapsed. A debate ensued as to whether to throw it out. The Wife: It's just cobbler now. Eat it. When life falls apart, it's just cobbler. We are all cobbler people now in this year of our Lord 2020.
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Fermat's Library
@fermatslibrary
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"Von Neumann would carry on a conversation with my 3 year old son, and the two of them would talk as equals, and I sometimes wondered if he used the same principle when he talked to the rest of us" - Edward Teller
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Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.
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Brad Powers
@BradPowers7
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Great job by ESPN airing the entire Enter Sandman experience!
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I think Mouse is broken.
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Jimmy Failla
@jimmyfailla
Oct 1
Iran endorsing the Democrats is the craziest pairing EVER. One group is known for wanting “death to America” and the other is IRAN.
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais
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This billboard wasn’t allowed in public incase it offended anyone so please do not repost it. Thanks.
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Robert Kroese
@robkroese
Oct 1
As an American in Ecuador I can assure you that the "whole world" does not speak two languages, but you single out Americans because we are the only people who matter to you
chris 🇱🇧@confidentialsin
Sep 29
Are americans not embarrassed that the whole world can speak at least 2 languages except for them?
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J.R. Holmsted
@JHolmsted
Sep 30
Guess what opposing fans will be doing to her every game from now on? 😂 Idiot.
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Tiffany Fong
@TiffanyFong
Sep 29
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OutKick
@Outkick
Sep 29
NEVER deleting this app 😂
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Anton Rubaclini
@AntonRubaclini
Sep 29
Replying to @nypost
*Death Row* Guard: “ it’s your last meal. What do you want to eat?” Woman: “IDK what do you want?”
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I. Noah Guy@Decentguyusedto
Sep 29
OJ announces a plan to find the killer
Open Source Intel
@Osint613
Sep 29
NYC Mayor Mamdani announces a plan to fight antisemitism.
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If there is a God in Heaven, yes.
Mark Noonan
@Mark_E_Noonan
Sep 29
Flop Eagles Flop
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Edward Baker 🐇
@Edward_767
Sep 27
Replying to @BarryAndrewsMEP @goddek @Google @fiannafailparty
You know what's weird? Use GoogleEarth and scan up the seaside. No destruction (a few marine ports, yes), but basically untouched. Why? You can't tunnel near the sea. Water table is too high.
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Replying to @Ruffin_Shot
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Why is “Do you want to come in?” such a challenging question for dogs?
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Bird on Fire 🔥
@nobodyknows2322
Sep 27
Fuck the Dallas Cowboys. That is all.
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Egg Salad and Eggnog are both disgusting
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Lauren🏒
@Ms_NYRangers
Sep 26
NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.” NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.” MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.” NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”
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