Anthrax kicking off with Megadeth and Iron Maiden right now. 🤘

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Pick Up Lines I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This fat, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "you're kind of cute. You got a phone number?" I said, "yep, you got a pen?" She said, "yeah, I got a pen." I said, "you better get back in it before the farmer misses you." ********** Cowboy says, "give me three packets of condoms, please." Cashier asks, "do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy says, "nah. She's purty good lookin'." *********** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "if you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "if I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." *********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said. Go on then try. After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "come on, what day was I born?" I said, "yesterday." *********** I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. *********** I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "good legs." The girl giggled and said, "do you really think so." I said, "definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Facebook memory from 9 years ago, popped up today. Participating in a training seminar under Cynthia Rothrock at Celebrity Fest.

Sup, ladies! 😊

During my prostate exam, the doctor said, “At this stage, it’s perfectly normal to get an erection, Kevin.” I replied, “My name isn’t Kevin.” The doctor said, “I know… I’m Kevin.”

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Bir kadın, kocası işteyken bir ilişki yaşar. Sevgilisiyle yatakta birlikteyken, 13 yaşındaki oğlu içeri girer, ikisini görür ve izlemek için dolaba saklanır. Sonra koca eve gelir ve kadın, oğlunun zaten orada olduğunu fark etmeden sevgilisini de dolaba koyar. Oğul: "Burası çok karanlık." Adam: "Evet." Oğul: "Benim bir beyzbol topum var." Adam: "Güzel." Oğul: "Satmak ister misin?" Adam: "Hayır, teşekkürler." Oğul: "Babam dışarıda duruyor..." Adam: "Tamam, peki, ne kadar?" Oğul: "$250" Adam: "Tamam." Şimdi çocuk, kapı zili her çaldığında dolaba saklanıyor. Üç hafta sonra aynı şey tekrar oluyor, yine oğul ve sevgili dolapta birlikte. Oğul: "Burası çok karanlık." Adam: "Evet." Oğul: "Benim bir beyzbol eldivenim var." Adam, geçen seferki oyunu hatırlayıp sinirlenerek sorar: "Bu sefer ne kadar?" Oğul: "$750" Adam: "Tamam." Birkaç gün sonra, baba oğula der: "Hadi beyzbol oynayalım, topunu ve eldivenini al." Çocuk: "Olamaz, eşyaları sattım." Baba: "Ne kadara?" Çocuk: "$1000." Baba: "Bu çok fazla, arkadaşlarını böyle kazıklarsın ha! Eşyaların değerinden kat kat fazla. Hemen kiliseye gidiyoruz ve günahlarını itiraf edeceksin." İkisi kiliseye gider ve baba çocuğu itiraf odasına koyar. Çocuk: "Burası çok karanlık." Rahip: "Şu boktan numarayı bir daha başlama!" ~bamasaltymarine

I wish every public speaking Trump did/does would have RiffTrax the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" guys narrate at the bottom of the screen. That would be fun! 🤣

A more recent pic with the late great James Lew at Dragonfest. Just remembered I had this. RIP!

RIP - James Lew. A great martial artist and a true gentleman. You will be missed.

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I had my "The Crow" forearm sleeve finished today. Forgot to take pics at the studio when finished, so here's some reverse selfies. I think this whole layout reps the movie well. Shoutout to Steve at Pokersz Tattoo.

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