BREAKING: Anthony Albanese timed the UN flight home like a man who already knew the box number. Confirmed starter at the MCG today. Free tickets. Free corporate box. Free feed. Free beer. And because public service is a family affair, his son Nathan was also bundled onto a private VIP jet straight into Tullamarine. You and I cop the bill. Ordinary punters are paying $3k just to get to Melbourne and sit in the rain. The Prime Minister drops in from New York and lands a corporate box. Cost of living is “tough” Housing is “complex” Tobacco tax is “health policy” But Grand Final hospitality? That’s sorted. Nice work if you can get it. Especially when someone else is paying.