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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) retweeted
White people love saying shit like "I'm loving the soundscape"
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over the course of dating womu, it ended up growing into being a +30k highbie but then for no discernible reason got permanently and intractably deboosted, which now i suppose was necessary to maintain balance in the universe per this rule
Ive noticed everytime two ppl who r in a relationship r on twt one of them always has a shit ton of following/interaction n the other either barely uses twitter or barely has any followers
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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) retweeted
Idk if I’ve ever seen something so far from T4T that looks just like T4T.
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RT @normal_jake_: The Expanse is one of very very few shows to grapple with the idea that the do gooder protagonist would be tremendously a…
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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) retweeted
Our village is far from the river so our life is bad and we are depressed
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similarly ive always been irked when vietnam vets throw a whole big tantrum when fireworks go off nearby and somehow, no matter how many times you remind them we've had cordial diplomatic relations with vietnam for over 30 years, they just keep screaming & pretend not to hear you
genuine question for people who say alarms don’t work: what do you do when the alarm goes off? like sure you can silence it but you can also set one to go off like every minute to keep reminding you. like how does that not alert you to something
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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) retweeted
I just reached into my pocket to get a treat for my dog and accidentally fed him an AirPod. He spat it out and we both looked at each other like the other should say sorry.
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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) retweeted
the magic of being on twitter, where the late fred phelps’ daughter-in-law can enjoy your tweets mocking the US navy
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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) retweeted
had a dream pizza got shortened to pete and it pissed me off
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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) retweeted
*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,
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