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Why do they all look like giant babies?
Philly 📍 🇺🇸
This video has everything. The pregnant teen, the unpaved road, the girl fight and the smoke detector chirp. They all shaped wrong in other words. They all look like cousins.
When I watch this footage, I immediately realize that there is no future for you if you continue to live with them.
There is no way to make America Great with them since they don't have any expectations from life.
Doomsday clock is ticking. ⏰
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BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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If you put DK Metcalf in a World Cup game by the 75th minute he would score a goal. If you put Ronaldo in an NFL Training Camp a corn-fed white boy would plant his facemask into his ribcage and he would quit on the spot and become an Abercrombie model.
Haaland is what Americans mean when we say our bigger, stronger, faster athletes play other sports instead of soccer but if they focused on it they’d be elite.
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It’s very easy to explain why we’re mediocre at soccer. None of our top athletes play the game. We dominate the Olympics, we dominate in basketball, even hockey now. These are our 3rd rate athletes. #USMNT
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MAGA-influencer Riley Gaines being told/paid by Patriot Mobile handlers what her "sincerely held" beliefs are in leaked video.
Mar-A-Lago Face is a phenomenon that needs to be studied academically.
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On Social media, after the SpaceX IPO numbers are flying in the air. Millionaires... Elon Musk's $1 Trillion net worth. The whole thing is decimated to $ numbers.
Whereas people at that level can't care less about the $ attached to it for the reason below. Probably their utility function peaked and trending lower.
The satisfaction is from some thing else. The drive to achieve...
In ECON 101 we are thought the marginal utility function.
The marginal utility function measures the extra satisfaction gained from consuming one additional unit of a good or service. In economics, it represents the first derivative of the Total Utility (TU) function with respect to the quantity consumed (Q)
Diminishing Marginal Utility
Most economic models follow the Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility. This dictates that while the first unit of an item gives a high level of satisfaction, each subsequent unit provides less and less additional joy. For example, the first sip of cold water on a hot day is incredibly satisfying, but the tenth sip provides far less benefit.
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My 2 cents on the last layup. There is no way any ref can keep up with that play and get in good position to make the call. Fox is too fast.
We can argue whether Fox should have shot it or played for the foul.
But we should also ask whether the official should have known that each team had a challenge left. So by calling a foul, the video review would allow them to get the call right
I’m not blaming the ref for not taking this approach. Sprinting to get a look at the play was hard enough.
But it would have been the right move
The NBA should consider letting the refs ask for a challenge when they can’t get a good look at a play in the last two minutes.
We often are asking them to do the impossible, like trying to sprint as fast as Fox on a breakaway When there is so much at stake, the refs want to get it right as much as everyone else does
Trust the ref to use this only when needed and the game will be better for it
NEW @YahooSports:
The late turnover. The ill-advised layup. The baffling decision to leave OG.
The epic collapse confirmed a hard truth: the Spurs have a De'Aaron Fox problem. sports.yahoo.com/nba/article…
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Since when do banks get to decide on legislation? The way I understand basic government from the 10th grade is that our elected representatives write and pass laws.
It’s time for Washington to do the right thing. They have heard all sides for 18 months.
Pass a bill that is good for our country! Period.
NEW: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon escalated his opposition to stablecoin rewards under the Clarity Act:
“The banks will not accept it.”
@HeleneBraunn reports.
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What a piece of fucking shit thing to do.
Openly admitting to this is insane as well.
Fixer upper gets listed for $250k.
I offer $180k with 3% commission — I’m a licensed agent and my company is the buyer.
Plan is to wholesale it for $190k. Needs $75k in work and will be worth $320k after repairs.
Listing agent says too low.
4 weeks later our CRM notifies me the list price dropped to $225k. I follow up. Agent still says $180k is too low.
Another month goes by. CRM notifies me again — price drops to $210k. I follow up. Agent says they think it’ll work.
I draft the offer, send it over, and it gets accepted.
We price the deal at $190k and sell it — signed contract and EMD in hand.
While we’re still in DD, I tell the agent my buyer needs a $20k price reduction to move forward, but they’re ready to wire EM and waive the rest of DD.
Seller meets us halfway. Price drops to $170k.
We make $25k.
That’s the exact play we run wholesaling MLS properties.
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Ted Cruz spends $43,000/mo on food. $1,400/day. When he's not sending your kids to die for Israel he just eats and drinks 24/7. Just a big fat bitch of a man.
My apologies for any confusion guys, these Capital Grille charges are just a small part of Ted’s overall food spending this cycle
In total, ol Ted has spent almost $650,000 in campaign cash stuffing his face in one way or another… and that’s in the first 15 months of the cycle
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PG really turned VJ into a demon. Tobias would’ve been in the locker room teaching him about the stock market.
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Before calling it a night, I just wanted to quickly remind everyone that John Legend's wife was caught a few years ago sending private messages to a 16-year-old girl urging her to commit suicide and now People magazine wants to share with you her ups and downs of being 40:
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Fish head and no cannons, fish head and no cannons
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons"
JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave
Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse
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“How is it possible that the 1 seed in the East can be down 3-1 to the 8 seed?!”
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