Author, Poet, Literary Sadist. šāā¬ Minister of Operations @ TRU DAT
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today from @JohannahWrites !
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ALT October 7, 2026 HaiCubicles Johannah Simon copy room kink is my soft flesh firmly fastened by the staplerās maw bitch-ass ice machine sheās frigid, gelid, aloof yet melts on my tongue desk near the air vent proximity is power I own the weather
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Is this a hilarious Halloween costume or reprehensible?
Because I do think itās hilarious, and I only get pregnant Halloween once.
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This is awfully domestic of me, but truly there are few things I enjoy more than the smell of fresh baked bread in the oven.
Actually the only thing better is the smell of baking croissants in the morning- because apparently I have a thing for burning butter.
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Iāve become the person everyone texts when they urgently need a tarot reading. This comes up more often than youād expect.
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Final thoughts on Summer, publication news and brief mention of the upcoming Butlerian Jihad:
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Samantha Hund retweeted
Owl Attacking a Bat, by Horaku, early to mid-19th century
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PUBLISHING MY FRIENDS (maybe)
Gimme 3 poems and/or up to 1,600 words of fiction. Or nonfiction, thatād be snazzy. Bonus points if youāre actually my enemy:
Ministerofsaturnalia@gmail.com
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