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1 down with Covid, her first known case barring Dec 19 when we believe she had it and then me but she was awfully poorly for months, then developed kidney issues. I will test again in a few days but it would also be my 1st known case. That’s how antisocial I am.
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I got an angry imp gunning for me because my floors creak. This man is slamming windows or banging on my ceiling every time I move. He obviously thinks he can intimidate me with his hissy fits. Southern knob doesn’t know yet, you can’t intimidate a Northern Bod.
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On thus day at 2:50am I found out what Buldak means. I found this out the hard way. He think I’m in need of an ambulance 😱😱
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Jesus, I’d have to sell myself on Street corner for fags if I still smoked. 5 fags= Bj, 10 fags= front bottom and 20 fags= my virgin glory hole.
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Scouse is like nails down a chalkboard. Brummy is a chilled n calming accent…especially from the Black Country.
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I was ordering this for myself when my Elderly mother 82 saw it and took a liking. So now we will be matching coat wanker chavs in our North-Face jackets😂 I couldn’t not buy her it and she loves it🍀
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I take faulty stuff back to Pound Shop to get my quid back…if I hear so much tut or a huff , I’m holding that queue up even longer. I am that sorta Bird.
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I don’t know what his reasoning was to enter the enclosure but I think what he set out to accomplish was achieved. He looks like an inadequate wanker sat with that bow n arrow.
🚨 NEW: The man mauled by a tiger after entering its enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park has been named as William Chapman
He posted a video of himself inside the enclosure just moments before the attack
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So pauline getting organic yogurt on the luxury budget was selfish and cause for nomination but rochelle getting tanning lotion when they’re on economy is fine?! The double standards is insane #bbuk
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Well I know it wasn’t Tiffany’s because no matter what your look or attire is…they treat everyone walking in like Royalty. Name and Shame the basic bitches!!
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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