From Los Angeles, Safety Swipe — the American original. Sharpest takes. Best sources. Hardest talk. 🇺🇸🍀

I get more views than this lmao.
Shouts @elonmusk No more DoorDash/Uber
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All wars are fought over females. Ever hear of “all’s fair in love and war?”
JUST IN: Barack Obama calls for all-female governments worldwide, arguing the world would be a far better place.
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Yeah it sucks, I chose to do this for a living and X has become a total backwards nightmare and they are killing Non-essential Commentary now with the BS rules after getting accepted into their program and now rejected on payday and not getting paid for three months now, I have to find other alternatives.
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Fat ass Marge is mad at me lol
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Just about sums it up 😂😂😂
The Green Bay Packers in 2026
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Why is it when a politicians, judges, prosecutors or the cops let their friends run on a crime spree and they go, “oh, it’s just politics, you can’t punish us for that!” Lock them up and throw away the key!
JUST IN: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz admits he “should have done more” to stop rampant fraud in state programs, but says the scandal shouldn’t define his legacy.
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“Previously unreleased footage” from last night’s Trump-Xi festivities.
Made with AI
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His new venture is reportedly called “We Buy Ugly Asses”
Dallas real estate investor sentenced to 15yrs in prison for "We Buy Ugly Houses" scam
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I got so much hate for saying there needs to be a new Segregation in the Black community.
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Erin McGinty, 40, from Louisville was charged with murder and domestic violence murder for the 2024 death of her 18 month year old child
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#FREETOMMYBOI Release The Portland Patriot
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Celebrating the 78th birthday of the late and brilliant Phil Hartman. Nobody did Donahue like Phil.
Danny Deraney
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This be some communist bullshit.
More than a dozen smoke shops in Riverside have been shut down after targeted enforcement operations uncovered alleged criminal activity, police announced Thursday. ktla.com/news/inland-empire/…
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Free Tommy!!!
Breaking news: Tommy is in the process of being booked. You heard it here first.
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Quick ? How old were you @RowanAstra when that slob @ShaunKobal groomed you?
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Dora the inbred Explorer
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Dreads = future felon
WTF is going on in Indiantown, Florida. So let me get this straight. The son was getting bullied, so dad drove him to the bus stop. Dad is talking to the bus driver about the black kids who were jumping on his boy. Then the black kids hop off the bus and walk up on a grown man like they’re some big bad thugs. Usual Suspects. Acting hard. Talking tough. Until they got checked real quick. Dad told them to stay back. They kept coming. He pulled a legal gun and they suddenly remembered they weren’t invincible. Nobody got shot. Nobody even got touched. Then dad drove around the corner, flagged down a deputy himself, and told the truth. Sheriff said he was the victim. Stand your ground. Legal carry. No charges. He didn’t even want to press charges on the kids who started it. And now the usual suspects are playing victim because a gun got pulled on them after they started the mess. They want that dad locked up. You start shit at a bus stop, square up on somebody’s father, then cry racism when you get checked? Yeah. That’s the part that doesn’t add up.
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How dense can you be? You are THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! Take the L, and get the hell out of the people’s house!
Despite the court order overnight, CNN, MS NOW and Politico reporters are still being blocked from entering the White House grounds today. Yet for Xi’s visit, members of the Chinese state media are present.
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🔥🚨BREAKING: The WWE just officially moved their Main Event’ from YouTube to Rumble, this is one of the greatest indicators that we are living in an era like never before. What Chris has accomplished with Rumble is historic and the biggest win for Free Speech since the purchase of X.
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