#Medicine. # ICU-RN . Gods project. I don’t “manifest” … I pray (L'enfer c'est les autres! ) EAT PORK🥩 Sarcasm is my thing.Kilimani Dad.

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Hey @edwinsifuna you have a missed call.
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We now urge mosquitoes to tame their appetite for our blood😪Now that we will be busy battling Ebola
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Replying to @NBSportUg @OkwiCo2
Africa is full of jokers
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Watch how a shop owner tricked a thief and locked him inside the house😂.👇 It is reported She decided to donate the whole shop to him😅😅😅
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Replying to @iq_wpg
😳😳😳who are you msee
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Tanzanian socialite Poshy Queen has shared DM screenshots showing she ignored billionaire Wicknell Chivayo request to date her. But netizens say she didn’t understand English and this should be a communication barrier.
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Drama as a man clashes with Nairobi Kanjo officers after they clamped his car on a Sunday @SakajaJohnson Tame your people😂
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But these 2 houseflies having sex at my house is pure disrespect 😤 I don’t tolerate disrespect at all. RIP🤨
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Just saw a lady walking from JUJA to NGONG😳Mko na mchezo sana🤣
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Replying to @MinisterMM23
Minister of retweets with no retweets?
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Replying to @GODNEVERFAILSS_
I am young millionaire farmer who can feed the whole lagos for free for 10 good years..Stay guided
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I have seen beggars use my profile photo to bully me…Please be guided🙂I am a farmer and can feed the whole of lagos FREE FOOD for 10 years .
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Replying to @only1mulla
I will not entertain bullying here
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Replying to @iq_wpg
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Replying to @godwin89681
We are watching closely
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Can South Africans tell us about Somizi??
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Replying to @joseph_kalimbwe
Kalimbwe means the last piece of feaces that drop once you are done shitting. We are monitoring your steps you fool and you better 👇🤨
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Replying to @joseph_kalimbwe
Can I tell you what Kalimbwe means in Kenya? Its the last piece of faeces after you are done pooping. In swahili ni “tumavi twa mwisho” We are monitoring you…you better👇
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This is war between African giants. Beggars will have their day!!!!
There’s an online war RN between African countries and everybody is scared of facing Nigeria. 😂💔
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Replying to @snr_citiznII
you like me?

ALT Bored Still Waiting GIF

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South Africans have 11 languages but he chose to speak in English?
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South Africans and Kenyans are Africa giants. Ooookaaayyy ???
What are Kenyans and South Africans fighting for, I thought that they both hate Africans?
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Replying to @dme_363
You are the first Namibian I am seeing on X
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South Africans Farmers. . VS Kenyan farmers.
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Hey South Africans ,what do we have here?
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Replying to @Flyingkisse
We are yet to unleash.
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South Africans Gym trainer. . VS KenyanGym . Trainer
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South African . VS Kenyan police Police
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Replying to @_KemuntoM
Cha muhimu wengine tuliwadinya
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Its becoming hard to protect our new cousins😂
Zimbabwe puts the "SAD" in SADC.
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DCI in Garissa have arrested 26-year-old Muhiyadin Abdi Sheikh, the main suspect in the fatal robbery and murder of US national Osman Aweys Abdi in Garissa. On May 28, 2026, Osman was attacked near Abubeida School in Bulla Mzuri, about 5km north of Iftin Police Station. He was stabbed in the left thigh and struck on the left side of the head with a blunt object. His phone was stolen. The suspect went into hiding. After months of pursuit, intelligence-led efforts traced him to a hideout in Kabete, Nairobi, where he was arrested. Muhiyadin is being held at Kasarani Police Station pending transfer to Garissa, where he is expected to face murder charges. He can as well settle the matter outside court by paying 50 carmels,10 goats and 5 lactating cows.
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Hey @gladyswanga WHY DID YOU DELETE THIS TWEET? 😂😂
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Replying to @ragnar_alwyn
Nigeria???? I cant accept a bestie who eats dogs meat
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Replying to @RamaphiriMpho
How safe are you at home?
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Replying to @makaumutua @Kasitif
“BABA WAS HIS OWN MAN”””
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Dear NIGERIANS. DOGS ARE PETS NOT FOOD. DOGS ARE PETS NOT FOOD DOGS ARE PETS NOT FOOD DOGS ARE PETS NOT FOOD DOGS ARE PETS NOT FOOD DODS ARE PETS NOT FOOD DOGS ARE PETS NOT FOOD.
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Replying to @gladyswanga
There is always that tweet!!!
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Replying to @makaumutua
We don’t care about the name of the name mzee. Even if he came with Kinembe party we will join.Tunaelewana???
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Replying to @Josh001J
Now he has a party!!!! Are you mukundo or what??????
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Replying to @HonKangata
You were this serious????? Since we have delmonte ,this industrial park should be built in Homabay
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Eti huezi saidika? Msichana. Lay down the black towel, light a candle, and let’s pretend we work in a slaughterhouse
Period horny is the worst ju ata huezi saidika 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
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Avoid girls that dance in the club!!!👎🏽 The girls😉👇
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Why are you guys this xenophobic?
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Mnajua nacheka nini?😂😂😂😂
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