Up, and at my chamber all the morning and the office doing business, much vexed by woke lefties…..now where did I bury that cheese?🇺🇸🇮🇱🇩🇰🇮🇹⚒️

Dear old Blighty….
Am I just an incompetent fool…..or is it impossible to open the inner waxed sleeve of Weetabix packaging…..without an explosion of delicious wheaty crumbs?
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Samuel Weeps retweeted
Mr Ikram is is a very dangerous and corrupt member of our weak woke judiciary. If there is a @reformparty_uk government in 2029 these people must be taken down….they have been undermining natural justice for decades.
🚨NEW: Judge Tan Ikram CBE, the judge who denied Danny Tommo bail and said he was "satisfied there is a real possibility of an immediate custodial sentence", has a history of being placed in politically motivated cases. . Sentenced a man to 20 weeks in jail for posting a racist joke in a WhatsApp chat. . Let off the OnlyFans girl who threw milkshake at Nigel Farage. . Let off two women for terrorism charged after glorifying 7 October massacre. . Was himself given a disciplinary after liking a post on LinkedIn that stated Israel was a terrorist state. Although obviously not a crime, it did bring into question his impartiality. . He was given a CBE by Boris Johnson in the 2022 New Year Honours for services to judicial diversity. He has spoken out about what he sees as the problems due to the lack of ethnic diversity in the police and the judiciary.
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Samuel Weeps retweeted
I’m 76…still working and I can’t be sacked as I went on my own in 1988. All our company income is in US$ so I watch the exchange rate with great interest. In the 1980’s I had a couple of ideas that I never followed up on but now wish I had done something with them. It was before the internet and I planned a series of little books for towns and cities detailing where all the public toilets were situated…..the series all under the “Caught Short in X”…. X being the name of the town… possibly franchise it intentionally…I didn’t do a thing. My other idea was somewhat morbid but as I had worked at The Guinness Book of Records I knew how passionate people were about their football team. My plan was to approach the big clubs and secure exclusive rights to use their logos on coffins…..the company name I never registered…. “Crest in Peace “. If I ever went on Dragons Den I would absolutely refuse an investment from Deborah Meaden… I disagree with everything she posts…. for that reason I won’t be investing in a deal with her …..I’m out.
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Replying to @JamesPGoddard90
Muslims who place Islam before British values and Justice are everywhere in our country today. Our Home Secretary….the Mayor of London and Mayors in dozens of our large cities…..the Chairman of the BBC……5 “Independent” (don’t make me laugh) MP’s in our parliament pushing for new airports in Pakistan and sanctions against Israel. Halal food served in our schools and hospitals with no option other than this brutality slaughtered meat…..blatant two tier policing on our streets……we need to address this issue and remedy the situation or Britain is finished.
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This two tier Justice (sic) system is just so corrupt….and now we’re expected to accept new laws that criminalise us for expressing any negative comments about a medieval death cult who want Sharia law in the UK…..and a “Ministry of Truth”….that has been specifically set up to crush @reformparty_uk ….this government is Orwellian….evil….and a Fabian conspiracy.
The monster on the left is illegal migrant Hadush Kebatu. He broke into our country on a small boat and after only 8 DAYS he sexually assaulted a 14yr-old girl and a woman. He was sentenced to 12 months. The man on the right is father of 2, Del Somerville. He threw a plastic bottle and swore at police. He was sentenced to TWO YEARS. Disgusting two-tier justice.
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Went to Outpatient Audiology at the local Hospital today for a hearing aid check up. The queuing system is just like it used to be at Dewhursts the Butchers years ago….you take a ticket from a roll and wait your turn. Nurses appeared at intervals calling out the next number but as the whole waiting room of about 50 people are all deaf progress was painfully slow. I suggested a visual screen for the numbers …..the nurse was not impressed.
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And Muslims think they are the ones who should be protected…. vm.tiktok.com/ZGdQqfLu8/
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Mr Purnell is not a nice man…. he is a very dangerous man for our Country.
You don't know who James Purnell is. That's exactly how he likes it. While you were busy watching Burnham on the news, this man moved into No.10. No election. No vote. No mandate. He just walked in and sat down. Let me introduce you to the man who is now running your country. Start with the money. When Purnell was Work and Pensions Secretary he claimed £395 on parliamentary expenses, your money, for an accountant's advice on the sale of his own London flat. He told Parliament the flat was his second home and drew the second home allowance on it. When he sold it he used the main residence rule with HMRC so no capital gains tax was due. Same property. Two different answers depending on who was asking. He was not found to have broken the rules. He was not asked to repay. He was the minister in charge of making sure you did not claim too much. While he was Culture Secretary he got caught out by a hospital photo. He was late to the event. The other MPs had already left. The hospital photographed him on the same spot and merged him into the group shot. The trust said he consented. He denied agreeing to a fake. Later emails showed the hospital telling him they would “drop you into the photographs” and sending him the doctored picture. Jeremy Hunt, then shadow culture secretary, said his position was “completely untenable.” He kept the job. That same year he stood in front of the TV industry and told them to clean up after a wave of fakery scandals. Weeks later he was in a faked photo. The man lecturing Britain on media integrity was in a cut and paste job from a hospital car park. Back to welfare. Purnell proposed charging 26.8 percent annual interest on crisis loans to the unemployed and pensioners. Not loan sharks. The government. Targeting people who needed emergency money for a broken boiler. Gordon Brown had to kill it. His department also trialled “voice risk analysis” lie detector style tests on benefits claimants. The trials were dropped. Disability campaigners still name him as one of the ministers who helped turn poverty into a character test. Then in 2009 he stabbed Gordon Brown in the back. He timed his resignation letter to drop at maximum political damage, called publicly for Brown to “stand aside,” and walked out. Not for the country. Not for the voters. He calculated it was the right move for him. The man who called for his own Prime Minister to quit is now the unelected Chief of Staff to the next one. He writes the day. Burnham reads it. After Parliament he went to the BBC. No programme making experience. Former Labour cabinet minister handed a director role at BBC Radio worth around £300,000. Conservative MPs called it a mockery of impartiality. He spent seven years inside the BBC. Then he left. Then came Flint Global. He became CEO of one of Britain's most secretive lobbying firms. Known clients have included BP, Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, Uber, Jaguar Land Rover and water industry interests. Flint refuses to publish its full UK client list. After Labour won, the firm met government 38 times across breakfasts, lunches, dinners and roundtables. On the official lobbying register it declared almost none of that. He hosted Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds at a dinner with defence and industry executives. Reynolds logged a dinner with Flint. He did not log the companies in the room. Those firms have since taken large government contracts. This is not a rumour. It is in the documents. He resigned from Flint in June 2026 to take the No.10 job. Flint said he had recused himself and would have no ongoing financial interest. The appointment still walked a man who had just been selling access through the black door. This is the man running No.10. Not elected. Not accountable. Not in the shot. You were shouting at the dummy. Meet the hand.
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Samuel Weeps retweeted
Labour has introduced an Islamic blasphemy law via the back door — and it is already having a chilling effect on free speech. The “anti-Muslim hostility” definition, formerly known as Islamophobia, is being adopted by police forces, prosecutors, courts and the NHS, as well as private-sector organisations and charities. It will make it even harder to discuss the fundamental challenges we face, like Islamist extremism, and national scandals such as the grooming gangs, with those who speak out fearful of being branded “Islamophobic”. As Shadow Justice Secretary Nick Timothy says: “It’s a get-out-of-jail-free card for extremists.” Not only did the Government appoint a working group whose five members had troubling links to Islamist organisations; it also deleted every response to the Working Group’s consultation. It is now almost certain that extremists were able to influence the drafting of the definition. This is a major cover-up at the heart of government. Government departments are required to retain historical records of those who contributed to key consultations such as this for 20 years. Angela Rayner has serious questions to answer. The British public deserves to know who drafted Labour’s Islamic blasphemy law. A fantastic video from @NJ_Timothy 👇
Who helped shape Labour’s new Islamophobia definition? Ministers refused to answer. Then they said the records had been deleted, despite rules requiring them to be retained. Angela Rayner must come clean: who helped write it, and what are they hiding?
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But you didn’t want to investigate Muslim rape gangs ?
Labour is transforming how the justice system treats victims of sexual offences, with specialist rape courts to be rolled out across the country.
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Samuel Weeps retweeted
Replying to @Arron_banks
14 years of shafting is quite enough for me…..@reformparty_uk ….is our only hope to save our beautiful country.
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Replying to @OliLondonTV
Lush is just an another lefty and unpleasant smelly version of Ben and Jerrys.
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Replying to @PounderJane1
I’m West Ham but love this bloke….it took a huge amount of courage to confront Muslims armed with knives who were randomly stabbing innocent people on London Bridge. “You’re Millwall….and somebody does like you “….. whether you care or not.
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Samuel Weeps retweeted
Such a wise and powerful quote….
We will only have peace with the Arabs when they love their children more than they hate us.” - Golda Meir
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Replying to @SandyofSuffolk
I’m 76…..I reluctantly pay the BBC licence fee of £180 because I just can’t face the battle with enforcement bully boys…if I don’t pay their fine I am liable to be imprisoned. The BBC made the decision to stop free licences at 75 in 2020….it was very mean spirited….but nobody in the Conservative government decided it was something they would contest. We have one of the lowest state pensions in Europe….the sooner this bloated left wing behemoth….posing as an impartial national broadcaster….is defunded…the better.
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