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🚨NEW: NOTES FROM THE INSIDE Samourai Wallet developer Keonne Rodriguez documents "the absolute worst 30 days of my life." By @keonne
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Very few things you can say online that won't have someone calling you a fag.
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Liquid got got? Liquid Pegout tx 4000/4200 BTC 8db751a650ae2f12006b7e8c69a75e4df360e8afd6b9e05ae0b9fa6458a7b140 Hacker message: "we are whitehats. contact us on chain" c103de95817b43f2df635ec6f35ff126ca26a7c6d20570c4b01866b2b3e69a19
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Bitches these days have calves that put a Stegosaurus to shame.
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I was laying down after mowing the lawn (and drinking 17 beers) in 107° heat index and my family walked in and thought I was dead.
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An app where you can hire a mom to murder your kids then plead insanity due to mom things.
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Imagine being the one dude on the jury who isn't hung.
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My doctor said my new allergy medication may give me behavioral side effects after 21 shots of tequila
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Drove my car through the back of the garage due to the hormonal effects of 21 beers.
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I NEVER DO ENOUGH OF WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING.
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She would be a great guest on the Things Skanks Say Podcast is something I say about my wife's friends often.
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The Bitcoin Influencer: Elaine gets her first sponsorship
Made with AI
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if, as alleged, TornadoCash was a money services business (MSB), the only real coherent theory is that the unincorporated association of relayers comprised that MSB (they are the only ones who arguably "accepted and transmitted value")...if so, then Chainanalysis, as a relayer, was much more clearly engaged in that MSB than Roman (who did not even run a relayer, merely owned ethereum:0x77777feddddffc19ff86db637967013e6c6a116c )...that's why they pled the 5th...but it shows this whole trial is a farce, @DonaldTrump @JDVance please save this man from unjust trial and imprisonment for software development...
One thing before I start: everything in this post is public information from my own docket. None of it is new, and I'm not revealing anything you can't already find in the court filings yourself. The retrial just got pushed to April 26, 2027. The order came down today (Dkt. 300). My acquittal motion is still sitting there, undecided. I honestly don't know when this ends. Prosecutors are supposed to protect American interests and go after people who broke the law. A jury deadlocked on the two most serious counts against me. And still SDNY won't stop, because this case was never just about me. It's about setting an example. Don't take my word for it. Tara La Morte, the chief of SDNY's Illicit Finance and Money Laundering Unit, said it herself at a New York City Bar Association event (Law360, Feb. 23, 2024; filed on my docket as Doc. 25-2): "We want the industry to take notice." "What we're trying to do is sort of bring the industry into compliance, and I think Tornado Cash is an example of that." An example. Out of a developer who wrote code. At that same event, her deputy praised the government's blockchain-tracing partner, Chainalysis. Here is what they didn't tell the audience. All of it is from the public docket in my case. According to the trial transcripts, Chainalysis was running its OWN Tornado Cash relayer, and earning fees on the transactions flowing through it. - Chainalysis's own lawyers admitted to "a relayer node that Chainalysis operated"; my subpoena sought documents on Tornado Cash relayer(s) "used from March to August 2022." (Dkt. 211) - In open court, the prosecutor said it plainly: "I think the parties agree as to that part of the testimony, that the Chainalysis relayer earned fees." Same hearing: "there's zero evidence that the defendant was in any way aware that Chainalysis was running a relayer." (Dkt. 259, July 25, 2025) So the company that helped trace my "criminal" transactions was itself profiting from Tornado Cash transactions, while I was prosecuted over software I helped create. And when my lawyers subpoenaed them to testify? - Chainalysis moved to quash. (Dkt. 211) - The government backed them: "Your Honor, we agree with the position outlined in the motion." (Dkt. 255) - The night before, prosecutors called Chainalysis's counsel. The judge asked point-blank: "Did you let them know that they were potentially subject to investigation or prosecution?" The answer: "We have discussed at a high level some of the issues surrounding the relayer with Chainalysis." (Dkt. 259) - The Chainalysis witness took the Fifth. My lawyers learned about that call only afterward, from Chainalysis's own lawyer. (Dkt. 263) The jury never heard any of it. This spring, at the Bitcoin 2026 conference in Las Vegas, something happened that I still can't quite believe. The Acting Attorney General, Todd Blanche, and the FBI Director, Kash Patel, sat on a panel called "Code is Free Speech." Think about that. The two top law enforcement officials in the country. Blanche told thousands of developers: if you're a coder and you're not the one committing the crime, "you are not going to be investigated and not going to be charged." He said the last administration's crypto cases were "outrageous attacks on the industry." Patel praised "the Chainalysises of the world" as FBI partners. And when the moderator pointed at the elephant in the room, my case, Tornado Cash, Roman Storm, the Acting Attorney General called it a "lingering case" they are "continuing to deal with." So here is my hypothetical question. If code is free speech, why am I still being prosecuted for writing it? And if the Chainalysises of the world are the partners, the same Chainalysis that ran its own Tornado Cash relayer and earned fees from Tornado Cash users, while I never did, why is it off the hook? They made an example out of a developer for writing code. Their own vendor ran the same infrastructure, pocketed the fees, and got a phone call instead of a prosecution. Sources 👇👇👇
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Sprinkler guy gave my email to his daughter so she can spam me for a volleyball fundraiser. My trust in him is broken, I will make him obsolete.
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I think if I paid for premium and farmed out my followers I could have made at least $6.
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Great, next time I challenge someone to a race there is a chance they are a humanoid robot.
Chinese humanoid robot by smartphone maker Honor (“Lightning”) ran 100m in 9.32 seconds (Usain Bolt’s record is 9.58 seconds). Perhaps more impressively: it crashed into a safety wall without having its waist implode with sparks flying off.
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Wife and I had an argument so I drove my car into a ravine to cool off.
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Retard I know had the school recommend his son go to special ed, his retard wife said no he is actually gifted.
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Up $250 on this pump. Taking a bit of profit so I don't kill myself if it round trips.
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PlusTwo Token exit pump ongoing.
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