Lot's of updates to the dashboard, thread time. First up is broker scan. Picture says it all.

oh baby! the new quoter is beating out all other aggregators on prices and delivering the response in under 300 ms 🤌 this makes it faster than all of them. best prices. fastest responses. hoods up! we are just getting started. i will push out this update tomorrow.

The only way I know this is AI is @OxSimpleFarmer has a shirt on.

so @ClutchMarkets is about to ship the actual unlock for tokenised stocks, its an options market going live next week stonks have been sitting there as a better wrapper with nowhere to put real derivatives volume, and robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 has been sitting there as activation collateral with no yield use beyond that. SOLO solves both in the same shot, on chain, no liquidations anywhere in the design heres what it actually opens up: > stonkbroker holders can finally earn yield on the exact tokens they were already sitting on, premium paid in eth by someone who wanted the leveraged upside > that yield holds up in a bear market too, because it comes from a buyer paying for optionality, not from emissions or a treasury subsidy > the $2.9m stonkbroker/weth pool will now back option settlement too, more reason for that liquidity to stay deep instead of getting pulled > nvda, spcx, gme and any stonk holders get the identical setup the moment their token has a pool and a chainlink mark, no new infra required per stock token > puts are already flagged as the next dial, so a holder can eventually hedge nvda or gme downside onchain the same way they earn yield on the upside today > tradfi brokerages don't let you write a covered call and hold the option as a liquid, transferable token in the same motion, this does both natively this is the first time a tokenised stock can do something a real stock literally cannot do in a normal brokerage account. that's the actual thesis test, not the vault, not the apy. clock the f in robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50

Welcome to Clutch Markets @0xInari_ Happy to have you ❤️🎉🎉🎉 Clock In

Inflation is measure as a basket of goods and prices to confuse and misdirect the masses. Inflation should be measured solely on what it is. Did the money supply grow? THAT IS INFLATION. Prices have many inputs that effect them, governments know this and it's why they use prices to measure inflation not money supply. Through this misdirection, a banking class has been able to harvest most of societies productivity gains. Opt out. Buy $btc put it in self custody and protect your property and your past labor value.

Now hiring: one (1) pumpkin carver 🎃 Job #24 is live on the Pager Work board. Carve or paint your own StonkBrokers intern or broker into a pumpkin, light it up, and show the world. Pay: 2,000 $STONKBROKER Time: 9 days Spots: 1. First holder to accept gets it. Any broker can hire any intern. The pay sits on chain until the job is done, then lands right in your intern's wallet. @ClutchMarkets Show me what your intern looks like with a candle inside. #HiredOnPager

NORMY ™ Your pocket agent for everything including blockchain transactions. Image is AI generated but prototype is ready tomorrow and then pre order. “Hey Zori, buy me a Normie”

Live footage of @OxSimpleFarmer fighting the scammers and ruggers.

give a follow to Dreww, he warned all of us in March. He is a great human being, who also worked for Normies discord/X security. Sorry for everyone who lost their NFTs, wETH. Before it's too late just revoke everything

1/ EVM Marketplace and Approvals Magic Eden has shut down support for all NFTs except Solana, which means you can no longer trade EVM or Ordinals on ME. It is important to remember that NFTs are not stored in your wallet or on a platform. They live on the blockchain. Magic Eden was simply a platform that allowed you to trade those NFTs. They are not lost because of this shutdown. The biggest risk that everyone should check is going to @RevokeCash, revoking all wallet approvals by removing any on-chain approvals that are no longer needed. You would have had these approvals if you sold or placed bids on Magic Eden on any EVM chain. This does not apply to Ordinals. If you do not revoke approvals, bad actors can steal your NFTs from your wallet with a single bad signature on a scam website. It is very important to avoid leaving approvals open and use a proper wallet setup Revoke Cash Post: nitter.net/revokecash/status/2031… Proper Wallet Setup: nitter.net/nft_dreww/status/19498… Magic Eden Official Update: help.magiceden.io/en/article…

Yoohooo! Hi Vlad 🫶 just curious if you have noticed how the robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 has been building out a crazy amount of infrastructure on Robinhood Chain. Making Tokenized stocks way better! 💼 @ClutchMarkets

My @ClutchMarkets portfolio is still earning at a pace of 68% ROI. There are multiple ways the project attracts new investors, this imo is the largest. Revenue going up or price going down can trigger new interest by increased yield. Both of which lead to increased revenue.

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Stormm is coming

Tusk putting interns on his back

Intern clock in card has been turned on. It has very limited data so the ROI estimate will change rapidly as more days print.

Did a lot of improvements to the charts and views last night. Also added a new one. This shows how many people have come to @RobinhoodCrypto to buy $STONKBROKER ecosystem tokens or nfts. Wallets who bought within first 10 txs on chain

Officially part of @ClutchMarkets Taking this Devil broker on a ride and excited to share more trading / options content, something I already do across socials Thank you again @OxSimpleFarmer for the guidance throughout the process Clock in 💼 PFPing #NewProfilePic

StonkBrokers just opened Anvil Desks on Ethereum mainnet. The collection picker already has Bored Apes, Mutant Apes, Wrapped Punks, Pudgy Penguins, Azuki, Doodles, Milady, Moonbirds, CloneX and Lil Pudgys on the menu. Anyone can open a desk for any ERC-721. Every trade pays a 9.99% fee. 25% of that fee gets bridged to Robinhood Chain and lands in the Stonk Interns pot. No desks open on the Ethereum side yet. First ape desk gets the whole floor to itself. @ClutchMarkets

Intern activation data has started off strong. Burning over 9m robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50