Fluent in sarcasm. Humor is as dry as my DMs. 2-time cow college alumnus. Can always account on me. Views/opinions are my own. #WarEagle
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29 years of being an #Auburn fan has taught me that I cannot be comfortable with this
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The GOP nominee for NY-21, Anthony Constantino, has released an AI slop music video declaring his absolute love for Trump:
"Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump (Trump!) Everywhere I go, they love Donald Donald Trump (Donald, Donald Trump!) Man, I gotta say, I love Donald Donald Trump (Trump!)"
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There's been a large box in my hall or living room for three years because it is the 'cat tunnel' and they love it.
Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask?
Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why
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I want to know how these meetings go SO BAD. like imagine disney asking her to perform this song and she’s like I will do it but only if you make the sky with the clouds pink but DONT ask why.
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Prices are too high and Canada is not our enemy. We need to end the tariff war — now.
In the Senate, I’ll bring both parties together to lower costs and put Michigan families first.
Community note
Mike Rogers previously praised Trump’s tariffs as restoring fairness for Michigan workers.
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In Aug. he called tariffs necessary.
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New: Trump wants to transform his West Palm Beach golf club into a presidential retreat modeled after Camp David where future presidents and heads of state can visit — and he’ll comp memberships for his successors washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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man just tell me what isn’t recalled at this point
The manufacturer is recalling berry blends and blueberries sold at Walmart and Trader Joe’s due to potential E. coli contamination, according to an announcement shared by the FDA. nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
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No one warns you how invested you'll be in the weather radar as you get older
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best community note ever. a woman using the fact a woman didn’t immediately report her SA against her, when she literally did the exact same thing.
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Boomers with 19 paid off properties watching you spend 73% of your paycheck on rent
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"I stand corrected: that route was for mountain goats, not humans. I wrote this insight to memory so I don't forget next time."
JUST IN: 16-year-old has to be rescued from British Columbia’s “Widowmaker” mountain after reportedly letting Claude map out the hike, leading him off trail.
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taking the long way around and we aren’t ready to make nice bc earl had to die. now take me away, cowboy.
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