Die hard Bayern fan. Mia San Mia

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22 replies. Dw bro, we are with you. He's 100% spot on. 0 NPG goals in finals
i’m sorry i just can’t rate salah too highly when he’s a failure everywhere else except the prem in salah’s best season ever he scored only 3 goals in the ucl and 2 were pens he hacked the prem i’ll give him that, but utterly useless everywhere else for club and country
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This HS, who couldn't digest the fact that his team got pumped and dumped, almost caused a serious injury to Karl Fucking loser
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This is what he'll get. A local, going to the game, told me it may be >13k, the highest away attendance in 8-9 yrs The Ballon d'Or is back to Munich after 45 yrs, & instead of being greeted with claps, he'll get boos These are the "fans" who keep shitting on Int'l fans btw SHAME
Harry Kane will be given a special welcome by FC Bayern, together with the fans, before tomorrow's DFB Pokal match against Magdeburg at Allianz Arena - and he will be honoured again at the Bundesliga top-of-the-table clash against Borussia Dortmund on Saturday
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Can someone please send me phone wallpapers of King Kane winning the ballon d'Or? It could be this one, or some other one. But please, I need them
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Hold stupid ass mf
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GOOD MORNING TO THE FANS OF THE CLUB WHO EMPLOY THE BEST PLAYER ITW🐐
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No PR No interviews No arrogant statements Always humble Pure class It just tastes even sweeter knowing the above. How he didn't need to shout out loud to say what he did. I'm glad people noticed One of the MOST deserving Ballon d'oR winner of all time 1 King Kane 👑
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I'm so, so fucking happy now. Everyone clowned King Kane for not winning trophies. He's winning them now, and has got the Ballon d'Or as well. Repeatedly "failing" must have hurt him so much We are here for you King. No one deserves it more. UCL next for us MIA SAN MIA ❤️❤️
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Fully spot on, this
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I think Mbappe has won it. Keeping everything aside, just think about how narcissistic Real Madrid are as an organisation. They feel everything is theirs, anything less is a robbery They wouldn't be going if he wasn't winning. They don't have the class to clap for another winner
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It was a tough victory. It was supposed to be, away to Freiburg, even more so with all the absentees+ Kompany missing Till the unlucky deflection, we had excellent control of the game Now onto the V IMP Pokal game. We HAVE to win it for Kompany, so that we are in all 3 comps
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However, contracts in the football business are often not worth much anymore. Hoeneß: "At FC Bayern, yes they are. If we say no, that means no."

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• Michael Olise has developed into a superstar at FC Bayern. Are you afraid that he will soon be playing for Real Madrid? There's speculation that Olise could bring in up to 300 million euros Uli Hoeneß: "That's all nonsense. Michael has a contract with us until June 30, 2029. So we're not thinking about that right now. We'll talk to him about extending his contract during the season. If he doesn't want to by then, we'll just wait and see what happens in 2029. I'm not worried at all. The boy brings us a lot of joy. In my opinion, he's well on his way to becoming the best player in the world. His consistency is incredible, and in my eyes, he's even better than Lamine Yamal. He scores goals, provides assists, is fast – practically the perfect player" • However, contracts in the football business are often not worth much anymore.. Hoeneß: "At FC Bayern, yes they are. If we say no, that means no." • Olise is not a top earner. How much are you willing to pay him? Hoeneß: "I don't see us under any pressure at all. We'll think about that when the time comes." [@WELTAMSONNTAG]
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This King Kane glaze all over the TL, just before the Ballon d'Or, man oh man. I just know the whole footballing world apart from Varca fans and some trolls will be applauding if he wins on Monday Please football Gods, let justice prevail for once

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Fine with the result. We win this if Gnabry and Stanisic had IQ in double digits. That pass 4v2 when we were 2-1😂😂 Anyway, we need to win the rest 5/5 games to get up as high as possible in the table. No excuses Lucho injury sucks BAD. Could be 2-3 weeks if it's bad
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drop your pfp, no context, let people rate the vibe 1-10
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If I had 1% the composure Kompany has, I would've been on top of the world I still have no clue how on earth he managed to stay expressionless. Hats off
Kompany’s reaction to Olise’s red card is sending me😭😭😭
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Last season was THE season for us to win the UCL. Other teams weren't as strong. Now many teams+ psg are strong,unpredictable And we haven't found our footing yet "We'll hit the gear in the right time"- I don't think it works for us, as unlike PSG we have to EARN Ws in the league
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One of the WORST halves of football under Kompany if not the worst. Karl Diaz Kane all ghosting. Olise at 10, ineffective as usual. This one's on Kompany It seems the players lack motivation I don't understand why Saibari Davies Upa need to be in ASAP
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Brown is so, so good man. The shift in momentum and our entire game the moment he was on, insane. Laimer is the first choice RB for now but he should be clearly phased in. We cannot have fucking Stanisic playing anymore for this club
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Insane rage bait, this game. It wouldn't have been close to this difficult if not for Neuer. It'll keep happening esp in big games. We 100% won't win the UCL Game change so much after Stanisic was off. Should never see the pitch again We have also been so unlucky this szn idk why
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Absolutely disgusting half oh my God. And that has MASSIVELY to do with the fact that Neuer sold the game. It was always going to be difficult away vs Augsburg We aren't winning unless something drastically changes in the second half
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I have no clue what changed in Olise, so drastically in 3-4 months time Every minor shortcoming in his game like weak foot finishing, 1v1, placing the long shots properly, burst of pace, he's fully covered it wtf Best player itw by a landslide. Ballon d'Or 2027 we are coming
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This is a player for FC Bayern, t2 club in the history of the game,has a big role in the squad, has so many people defending him as well. All coz he's from the campus and "loves" the club. We fall short in big games coz we employ TRASH like him Stansic is a HORRIBLE footballer
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First win, first Clean sheet under Klopp came with a Aleks Bischof pivot and Urbig at goal. No surprises German NT played REAL football after ages.
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Kane losing the Ballon d'Or will hurt us more than ppl realise. Lewy 2020 wasn't similar coz the award itself got disbanded We would've successfully tied players like Olise to the club till they are 32+ coz it would clearly show that one can win the biggest individual awards.....
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This is very cool NGL
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It's so cool man
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Amazing, amazing half. Olise is insane. We are coming for the ballon d'Or 2027 Counter pressing and defence was so spot on as well. Union had only 1 real chance. We finally clicked this szn. Bad time for the Int'l break Hopefully all our players come back 100% fit.
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Amazing half. All thanks to that Musiala screamer. Union were in a satanic low block, could've broken only by a stunner. They had to take more risks, which led to the pen Olise goal was insane asw King Kane made history 👏🏼. Ballon d'Or Just need to stay calm &finish the game off
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I would also use stupid examples and do mental gymnastics like Yamal and Barka fans if this is the shit my player came up with last season
Bayern fans indirectly are admitting that Kane is just a great goalscorer after trying to proof that he is a Pele level all round player
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Can't even say it's bullshit lol because look at this. Maybe it's better if we keep distance I want NOTHING that can cause a disruption of harmony in our dressing room, let alone a problematic dad of a young kid
I didn’t realise people are using this situation as a stick to beat Ineos / the club with. I’d accept any opportunity to do that but this isn’t one. There’s problems wherever JJ goes and there’s one prime common denominator.
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Idk guys, I feel day by day that King Kane may not win the ballon d'Or Journalists are dumb. They look at "aura"&"skills" more than real stuff, logic Yamal& Mbappe will be preferred by them.+ both of them openly saying they deserve it, can't be a coincidence. PR machinery surely
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Elversberg are a v good side. But we complicated it. The starting 11 should've shown more intensity. If this continues, we'll again not be able to rotate. Has to improve Stanisic positioning is horrible Kim was TOP Lastly, BALLON D'OR FOR KING KANE. WHAT A GOAL TO WIN THE GAME
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Mbappe Dembele Yamal ALL were involved in G+A in their respective games. I don't think people are deeping how CRUCIAL it is for King Kane to deliver a great performance with 2+ G+A. He'll miss a big chunk of the recency bias votes. We can NOT afford that Please cook King Kane🙏

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What a fucking stupid half man. Can't win challenges, no creativity, nothing. Diaz ruined the half even further with that horrible performance. If he scored that we would be MUCH more comfortable. Need Kane & Olise to do something ASAP else we'll drop pts
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There's no pressure in La Ligass. Flick will wipe the floor with your senile ass Serie A should be the best league itw coz it's very competitive. But it's not, coz all teams are mid Competitive league≠good quality We saw that in last UCL when La ligass teams met Bundes teams
José Mourinho takes aim at Bayern and PSG: "For me, [La Liga] is a tough league because the pressure is constant: you always have to win. There are leagues where you don't always have to win. The champions in France or Germany have the tranquility to say 'we already know we'll be champion'. Here, there's pressure week after week. If you don't win, it's a bad result - this pressure plays an important role for teams that have to play in a league of this quality"
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Was it our best game? Far from it. Many clumsy moments. But what was good, is that we allowed absolutely 0 chances for them to score. That's so imp in KO games. Stayed calm, had a bit of luck with that Olise goal, finished the game off Onto the next round we go!
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Great response from the team after going 1-0 down. But only 1-2 is nothing. We should've at least scored another one, which needs to be done ASAP coz 1-2 is a v dangerous scoreline. A fluke goal can make it too tricky Need to be clinical for God's sake & finish the game FAST
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What an insane, insane player, Tom Bischof. The way he moves, the way he plays, it looks like he has an extra 2 seconds on the ball than anyone else Elite oop as well. Insane shooting tech, with both feet. Should start more. Else it's a loss for us as a club
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Replying to @WildMonkey__
What a writing, wow...
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GREAT way to start the season. Absolutely dominant after the first 25 mins. Even after the 1-1 we were absolutely unfazed. Saibari has such a high IQ, wow. Hopefully he improves even more Only L is no Kane goal. Hope it doesn't affect recency votes/ Olise doesn't cut his votes
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It's insane that we are only 1-0 up in this game. Should've been 3-0 at least. But their Gk is on drugs. He's saving EVERYTHING man. Sommer vibes We NEED to get the 2-0 ASAP coz stuttgart WILL come hard in the 2nd half The ref is just blind. Foul after foul, no card for them
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Kompany got us our lost aura back man. Forever grateful

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Real fun hasn’t even started yet man wait till these lot are playing CL matches away at Bayern after Brighton at home😭😭😭😭😭 that’s when you’re gonna see the real stench.
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Guys, what would our front 4 be vs BVB next week in the Franz Beckenbauer Supercup? ? Musiala Diaz Saibari Who'll be the RW? Worse if Musiala is also unavailable, who do we field? Bischof is fully wasted as an AM. Brown will be the lb as Laimer is out for the game
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Wheel just announced in the press conference that a deal with Aston Villa for Palhinha, mentioning that all 3 parties need to come to an agreement and that's not the case here GREAT move. Villa have the money they just don't want to spend it on him. Newcastle should come in now
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Cardozo REALLY impressed me today. Ik the opp were not pros ,but still, his actions, his link up play,his runs were all very pleasing to the eye. Kompany played him for 90 mins for a reason Want to see him at LW next. Just needs to get a bit physical to succeed at the top level
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Olise?
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This Klopp interview has me seated, wow. What clarity of thought, what self confidence! Unreal. I'm already looking forward to watch the German NT play.
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Firstly I believe this news isn'ttrue. His agent is using the Madrid links to get the bag for both of them Secondly, if this is true, Idc. I've seen 10X worse with Lewy, who ended up extending his contract Olise has 1 till 29, he'll not leave before 28,if at all Trust these 2 men
Michael Olise wants to join Real Madrid. He no longer hides that in private and has told France teammates of his desire. Olise has had this desire to play for Real Madrid for a long time. Dayot Upamecano has been engaged in an 'intense lobbying effort' trying to convince Olise to stay, but the latter is determined to leave Bayern this summer and join Real Madrid [@lequipe]
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Kompany's BIGGEST hurdle will be to handle the guys' emotion. Esp Kane & Olise. They need to be FULLY recharged Then comes the physicality. Front 4 is GASSED. They won't sign a LW. Idk how, but he somehow needs to keep them fresh March onwards TOUGH job but if anyone can,it's him
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Will we something similar tonight, irl?
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Where's the outrage for Musiala? He was going 80km/h more than the limit, could've killed himself and 2 innocent humans. How can people support such a nasty human who thinks it's cool to endanger people's lives like that?
Harry Kane confirms he played golf with Donald Trump: "We played about 18 months ago. He invited me to play when I was down in Palm Beach. It was a pretty surreal experience just to meet him and play golf with him"
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Where's the outrage for Neuer here? This is what I'm talking abt. Performative outrage. Peretz is always called out,but not Neuer Maybe, just maybe,footballers aren't chronically online, have a tough ass job, aren't bothered to be updated? Ofc it's diff when ppl are w Boateng etc
Harry Kane confirms he played golf with Donald Trump: "We played about 18 months ago. He invited me to play when I was down in Palm Beach. It was a pretty surreal experience just to meet him and play golf with him"
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I hope King Kane doesn't open social media. Ridiculous backlash from performative mfs But ig he's thick skinned coz he was trolled a lot at Spurs And I hope the English media for ONCE helps him & doesn't destroy his Ballon d'Or chances by digging into ts We support you King👑
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Please win tonight and save the world next day, Luchito
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Or is this maths correct? I'm confused. Can someone pls tell me
We are paying MORE money than what we would get from Besiktas ffs He earns 11m gross, wud earn 7.5m approx there Diff of 3.5m Contract till 30,so 4*3.5= 14m Sale price- 11.5m all in This is a rare Eberl L. Should've waited at least till July end to see if other options were there
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Why did you delete it you wanker @Asensii20 ??
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Only King Kane can make England win their next game. It'll be VERY difficult vs Mexico,at the Azteca. Home support+ altitude issues. HUGE part of the reason for their run They are a MUCH better side than Congo. If England play like today+ Tucheliban doesn't do shit, it'll be grim
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He's the best player itw,is King Kane. By miles. Having the 2nd best scoring szn after Messi is INSANE. If he was playing for another country,they would've celebrated him like God. Not this loser country tho I hope it changes now He delivered in ALL big games this szn BALLON D'OR
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English media are fucking LOSERS for not pushing their captain, their saviour, their best player for the ballon d'or. The game was GONE without King Kane. Yet they won't prop him. Disgusting. It's PATHETIC that he's getting no PR for the ballon d'or coz his own country hates him
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Why is there no news about Brown man? There's a pin drop silence. I'm not saying the deal is in danger etc but I simply can't understand why is nothing happening? Last news was both clubs had an agreement,would be done after Curacao game. 0 updates since Has something gone wrong?
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Boss calls were made. Hold you fucking imbecile, sham of a "journalist"
🚨 OFFICIAL: Real Madrid statement deny any agreement on personal terms with Michael Olise, pointing at relationship with FC Bayern. “In response to reports in various media outlets regarding an alleged interest from our club in Bayern Munich player Michael Olise, Real Madrid CF wishes to state that it has not had any direct or indirect contact with the aforementioned player, his representatives, or anyone in his entourage. Real Madrid also wishes to highlight the excellent institutional relationship it maintains with Bayern Munich, with whom it shares a long history of mutual respect, collaboration and admiration, and regrets the spread of speculation that does not correspond to reality. Both clubs have always maintained a relationship based on trust and mutual respect, which is reflected, among other aspects, in the shared conviction that any potential interest in a player belonging to the other club must be dealt with first between the entities themselves, in accordance with the principles of institutional loyalty that have historically governed the relations between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid”.
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