The 🌎 is crazy! Let’s laugh! Here for humor, random thoughts, call outs, arbitrary happenings, word play; a witty anthropomorphism via a Rooster’s life. 🐓

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📢 Cock-a-Doodle Do humans! What a world these days eh? At least you’re not on almost every clucking restaurant menu. Let’s have fun, laugh, and engage with humor. No softies. Don’t be so serious DooDoo Heads. Join the flock, the COOP has plenty of room!🐓😆 🥚 🌱🍄🍺🥃🍸
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Alright, cluck off Mondee. Bokbok… Time for some meal worms and a brewski 🍺.
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You’ve heard of ground beef, now NEW “Sky Beef” for a limited time only 🤣
Somebody check up on the cow
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Afternoon practice. ⚽️ 🐎
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They really should be
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Kool-AID & pork rinds 👌🏽
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Delish Yo! 😋
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Ever body wants to be heard, but nobody wants to listen.
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Water all the way from central Montana
The Mississippi River and its tributaries
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Chip & Dips 😎
Name Two..?
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Thazz a snatch!
DAWG
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If Zombies 🧟 were in France right now they would starve due to the lack of brains 🧠
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Yes please! Love the white walls.
A 1954 Chevy pick up truck.
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He was that fast though 😆
Never forget when Adam Banks was on a fast break, cheered for himself from the bench, and then proceeded to score the goal.
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Are Dragons 🐉 known for developing GERD? 🔥
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Pig & I be doin’ inverted Top Gun maneuvers over Subarus if we had a Tesla Roadster; you know… communicating 😄
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Two gum balls in the .50c machine 🤷🏽
What can one US dollar buy today? I don't hardly see anything priced under one dollar.
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Ba-GAWK! She’s top shelf! Those colors! I see you girl. Bokbokbok… I’d father her Chicks 🐣 😍
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How fun would this be??!! 💥
Cannonball vs watermelon
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