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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
I’m that nigga from Simon & Simon. Retard.
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Shady Acres Trailer Park
Joined September 2024
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
13 Aug 2025
Replying to
@Shrodingers_Rat
@RedWingShoes
@TractorSupply
@juicysharts
@ComancheCarl1
@HawkTuahsMgr
@SflDragon
@RemiAndRanger
@JohnnyChorizo3
@juicysharts
once wore the crunchy sock I keep under the bed
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@ShlimPickens5
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@MooGooMoto
turned up at another movie premiere
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@ShlimPickens5
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Me and
@juicysharts
after he ate my last
@RealLunchables
and I ate his bag of
@ForestGummies
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
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This sucks
RockWave
@rockwavefm
Oct 6
Paramore “Misery business”
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@ShlimPickens5
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This sucks
music media
@hardmusicmedia
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Paramore - Decode
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
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He hit them with the seasoning!
Around Town Memes
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
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.
@MooGooMoto
posing with his sex robot
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
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I got 2 classes with
@juicysharts
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
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A vintage 1960’s movie poster of me
Dick Fürari
@DickFurari
7h
Based on my tweets as [your Twitter handle] and the attached photo can you please create a vintage 1960’s movie poster of me?
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Headshok1962
@Headshok1962
23h
This sounds like me
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 6
This is basically
@blainx85
and
@MooGooMoto
Rosa Parks Expert
@RosaParksExpert
Oct 6
Sometimes you get so lucky in life that you marry a 400 pound whale and then she goes on TikTok and talks about other men clapping her cheeks
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 6
Excellent Tuesday afternoon motivation
Taylor Breesey
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 6
If you think this is bad you guys should see the barbed wire tattoo
@juicysharts
has around his butthole
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 6
Woodchipper
@nvjohansson777
Oct 6
GM 🤮😂
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 6
This is
@MooGooMoto
’s favorite adult beverage
Drew Peacock
@En_Senada69
Oct 6
Replying to
@FellerYeller
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 6
Would
Viral Memes and Videos
@ZelUnited
Oct 6
Those are some strong undies 👀
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Throck Johnson retweeted
Zak X
@GDaddyzs
Oct 5
Hmong College Prep Academy was
@keithellison
in on it? Or was it
@Tim_Walz
@MNFraudFinder
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 5
RT
@plutoskybase
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 5
I wouldn’t touch her with
@MooGooMoto
’s dick and
@tsirhcsusejlaer
pushing
shellshock
@shellshockkk
Oct 5
It might be over boys
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 5
.
@blainx85
loves home cooking!!!
Woodz 🇺🇸
@Nibiru1000
Oct 4
Shout-out to legendary Black American hood chef Aunt Fee 🕊️. She was out here saving lives. How I feed 7 people with $3
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Throck Johnson
@ShlimPickens5
Oct 5
.
@MooGooMoto
is into baby batter protein shakes
Golden Corral
@goldencorral
Sep 9
Never settle for less than your protein dreams.
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