In classical mythology and literature, it is Odysseus who famously washes up naked, exhausted, and half-drowned on a beach.
“Why are men getting so upset at being asked to take a shower and get a haircut?”
Let me help you understand: at the tender age of 19 I was constantly in need of a haircut, only “bathed” when I entered a large body of water, didn’t own a stick of deodorant, barely knew how to dress, spent half my nights playing DOTA 1 until 2am, but I was inexplicably drowning in co-ed trim. How is that possible? Can anyone help me solve this puzzle?