Everyone denies that IQ is mostly genetic, until a woman goes to a sperm bank.
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Caturday vibes.
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🚨 BREAKING: Professor Jiang has reportedly predicted a pizza will arrive at his house within 30 minutes. Jiang: “ok so. I have ordered the pizza. Ok. Now we wait. If I am correct, there will be a knock.”
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whenever i hear a british person pronounce "aluminum" i get so annoyed i chew a button off of my tv remote
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Roger Ebert knew
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Perspective “Just work harder”…
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RT @habibiting: People making $52,000 should not be paying the same % of taxes as someone making more than double their income. That’s so u…
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The jump from 12% to 22% is the middle finger to the middle class.
THE IRS JUST RELEASED THE NEW 2027 🇺🇸 TAX BRACKETS. HERE'S HOW THEY WORK IN PLAIN ENGLISH Every bracket got a little bigger to keep up with inflation, so you can earn a bit more before moving into a higher rate. Step 1: Take what you earn and subtract the standard deduction. That part isn't taxed at all. - Single: $16,600 - Married: $33,200 Step 2: Whatever's left gets taxed in layers. Single filers: - 10% on your first $12,800 - 12% on income up to $52,025 - 22% up to $109,125 - 24% up to $208,325 - 32% up to $264,550 - 35% up to $661,375 - 37% on anything above that Married couples: the cutoffs are roughly double ($25,600, $104,050, $218,250, $416,650, $529,100, $793,650). Example: You're single and earn $76,600. Subtract $16,600 and you're taxed on $60,000. - 10% on the first $12,800 = $1,280 - 12% on the next $39,225 = $4,707 - 22% on the last $7,975 = $1,755 Total: about $7,742 in federal income tax, or roughly 10% of what you earned. Even though you're "in" the 22% bracket, only your last $7,975 gets taxed at 22%.
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The more I study the 1970s, not just movies but the actual state of society at the time, the more I understand why this movie oneshotted the entire world as a flame of light illuminating an ocean of darkness.
George Lucas would roll out of bed, have 3 heart attacks on the phone with John Dykstra because the godlike special effects they invented were behind schedule, then tell John Williams some vague shit that became the best film score of all time. We don't appreciate the man enough
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Earning $100,000 a year is now considered lower-middle-class income in 12 U.S. states.
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This one almost did me in
My TikTok fyp is a mess I seen 3 videos back to back and each time I almost stopped breathing from how hard I was laughing
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“‘I EAT POOP’ is no longer in development at Paramount Animation.”
‘I EAT POOP’ is no longer in development at Paramount Animation. The film was going to be directed by Josh Cooley (‘Transformers One’). (Via: @TheWrap)
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This is literally EVERY boomer on Facebook right now:
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Newspaper prints of cartoons characters like this or to talk about something in current events are a lost art.
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DSP's new card collection soon. (via KF user ker1231)
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This comic might go down as the most enduring piece of Salon's legacy.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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