Just wanted to say that if I ever make a post that’s “I have committed a sin 😢”, know that it isn’t “lust” it’s more so the idea that I have subtracted from the population
I JUST CRANKED MY FUCKING HOG OF A LOAD SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. ITS THE SIZE OF THE FUCKING GRAND CANYON. I COMMITTED A MORTAL SIN SO HARD RIGHT NOW. ITS ALL OVER MY HANDS AND MY PHONE AND MY KEYBOARD AS I TYPE THIS. IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEANT BY STICKY KEYS? IM SORRY THE FEET WERE SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE. MAKIMA FEET IS MY GREATEST WEAKNESS. SATAN HAS WON THIS BATTLE OVER MY HAND AND HOG AS I TYPE WITH MY SHINJI HOSPITAL HANDS.
Please pray for me brothers so that I overcome this foul wicked demon. Together we can conquer worlds through our faith. Through our collective might we shall not let the wicked one claim our hogs for himself.
DEUS VULT!