daks dyehard | desert ranger | Private @paininyourveins | my views are my own | 22 | any/all | Serial #0025-12-030-2003
Georgia, USA
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i just realized i've been posting the low-quality version of this image the entire time. Here's a higher-resolution one.
The Brewing Of The Rangers' Stew, 2026
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Iβm gonna get a coffee before work today and a little treat too
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I donβt like empty days where I donβt have anything scheduled. Iβm alternating between jackin off and chainsmoking to pass the time and it ainβt helpin me figure out what Iβm gonna eat for dinner
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I donβt even know whatβs goin on with my gender these days man, I just take HRT and slap the genderfluid label on there and call it a day
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Weather is finally cold enough that I can wear the Carhartt jacket my mom bought for me for my 16th birthday eight years ago
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Iβve taking to just typing the word βkeysmashβ in conversation because I donβt like actually keysmashing since itβs not really natural for me but it fills a linguistic role that I havenβt found a proper replacement in text for yet
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Just like we drew it up.
ALT dark brandon
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i like you. man it's gonna suck when i kill myself
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stuck in a cage with @EDENPOIS0N at wasteland weeekend
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Half a dozen oomfs did one so I guess Iβll do one too
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Puppy, you have a dependent personality and if you donβt learn to manage it youβre going to fuck your entire psyche and soul up
You can still be a dog but you gotta know how to eat rabbits like stray hounds do so you donβt just die when youβre left on the side of the road
really gotta start teaching classes to people exploring lifestyle BDSM for the first time and telling them that if they start replacing chunks of their soul with the will of another and that other person fucks off, you get locked in Vessel Mode for a couple years
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If you are a minority in the US (or anyone really) buy an ACTUAL firearm. Do not put yourself on a lesser level in a situation that could be life or death.
I think it's important for queer people to protect themselves in the safest way they are able. As a leftist, I'm a strong advocate for gun ownership and safety training.
Yeah, you read that right. If you go far enough left, you get your gonna back.
While we do have firearms in the house, they stay locked up in my closet.
This is Bernie the gas powered Blicky. A Byrna. My home defense weapon of choice, and the safest way for a home full of depressed neurodivergent folks and kids to feel safe in an uncertain world.
If the blue laser and 1000 lumen light in the face doesn't deter someone, and the first round of pepper spray/teargas combo doesn't stop someone, the four steel balls that follow certainly will. If that doesn't stop someone, then we've got backups that go bang, and they certainly will.
It won't unalive anyone, but if somebody takes a couple hits they're going to wish it had for long enough to get away.
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