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I've decided my new going rate for anything is $100 an hour. Snow removal? $100 an hour. Want an outlet installed? $100 an hour. Lawn services? $100 an hour. Don't like it? Call someone else but be prepared to pay almost the same price for shittier service.
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Got a air fryer basket for the oven. Fucking cooking with gas now. Well, not really but you get the idea.
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Went on a lunch date with my wife (son was there too, he slept through the whole thing). Ate and drank by the river on this dreary overcast day. Much relaxation was had.
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RT @AlastairMac1964: Is she stressed? She can go home. Imagine how stressed Americans who don’t have a backup country to go to must be. htt…
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Waiting on a quote for a fence job. If the yayhoo who spent 45 minutes talking himself up in my front yard doesn't get it to me tomorrow I'm saying fuck it and doing it myself. Planning on getting 4x4x8s tarring 4' and sinking them 4' in the ground with concrete.
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