Manchester United fans vs Football:
Man U fan: Bruno Fernandez deserves the player of the season because he has more assists?
Is assist more important than goals?
Man U Fan: Yes, it is.
So Messi is a better footballer than Ronaldo because he has more assists?
Fan: No. For Ronaldo and Messi, goals are more important than assists
Fan: Forget about trophies, Bruno Fernandez is even better than KDB.
So Arteta has been the best manager for the past three seasons because he has won more games?
Fan: No, he hasn't even won trophies
But he won the FA Cup.
Fan: That one isn't counted as trophy, bro. What's FA Cup?
Okay, why's Bruno Fernandez trophyless?
Fan: He's not. He has won the FA Cup
Manchester City is a better club than Manchester United.
Fan: No, Man U is the biggest club in England.
Why's Bruno Fernandez not winning trophies with the biggest club?
Fan: Because of the players he plays with.
So if he plays for Arsenal or City, he would have won trophies?
Fan: Definitely
That means Arsenal or City is bigger than Man U.
Fan: No now! It's because of the players he plays with.
Okay, Saka better than Mbeumo?
Fan: God forbid!
Martinelli better than Cunha?
Fan: No oh! Someone that won the game against Arsenal
So Bruno Fernandez is with better players?
Fan: No, you're getting it wrong.