Far too online. I probably have a meme for that. Matthew 5:28•Galatians 1:8•Romans 3:23•Psalms 146:3•Psalms 96:4•Proverbs 22:6 Don't follow me, follow Christ.

The Lone Star Republic
This Tex-Mex restaurant I’m at charges extra for chips and salsa, and now I understand why the Boston Tea Party happened.
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Iran’s messaging remains consistent.
Iran has shifted its position from “Death to America” to “Vote Democrat”. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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I have angered a Nazi.
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Looks like the angry poop dwarf's mommy ungrounded him from the Internet.
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JD Vance is a practicing Roman Catholic. Usha Vance is a practicing Hindu. They are not on our side.
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If you were stranded on an island and had the choice to take the Holy Bible with you or a collection of extracanonical works of men, you'd take the Holy Bible.
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Crucifixion was a Roman punishment, not a Jewish one.
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“They work harder than Americans!” No, they just bribe more.
This is normal in their culture
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Computer programs cannot accept Christ.
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Bringing back this classic.
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Replying to @Polymarket
Lol, Flockwork Orange.
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God's curse on Nebuchadnezzar was more sanitary than this.
It's lunchtime at the Microsoft head office
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People are going to buy tickets to her games just to point at her. She wins.
A'ja Wilson on her interaction with the fan at Game 2 of the WNBA playoffs: "I don't give a f*ck if you're even my father, don't ever point your finger at me, it's unacceptable."
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Creeds do not save.
I'm sure one cannot deny the Creeds w/o being o/s Christian faith. I am further from Papacy than you. Since I affirm *exactly* what the Reformers meant by the 5 Solas. Bye now.
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Atheists and cultists are going to twist prompts over and over again and then declare victory because it took them a dozen tries to outwit a computer program.
Replying to @BaT_MaN_23
Done.
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I can’t believe those bloodthirsty Jews stopped the mostly peaceful hijacking.
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Wild, because Judas asked Christ to forgive his sins and also was baptized but still wasn’t saved.
If you meet Christ in the flesh and ask him to forgive your sins and he says yes you can take that to the bank. Otherwise you better get baptized.
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I wish they would invent something like that dressmaker game but in real life
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This is the exact same logic Ken Paxton used to protect a minor from having to repeatedly testify against her rapist and he's being lambasted for it, but it's noble when Grace does it.
I didn’t report my rape and I don’t regret my decision at all. He would’ve got away with it no matter what, and this way I didn’t have to spend months recounting the worst moment of my life over and over again for a bunch of strangers. The system is broken.
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