Just a LEGO cowboy riding a nuke into a hurricane. It's all just jokes. Calm down, ma'ams.

In the land of Florida Man
The fact that Chuck is not on this list makes the entire thing worthless.

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The New York Times’ final list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is now complete. What do you make of the final ranking? Which placements surprised you the most?
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Everyone should have religious bias about strangling babies with exercise bands and it's evil if you don't.
Replying to @nypost
Everyone is spilling the tea. He had religious bias on killing, esp babies and should not have been on the jury.
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I guess it’s time to declare: I’m pro-nog I’m pro-ketchup on hotdogs I’m neutral about pineapple on pizza I’m anti-Brussels sprouts
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I personally think that players should be forced to use the NFL sponsored products during games. Make them bet large amounts of money on their team and play while drunk on beer.
NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.
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He also believed you could keep your doctor, so maybe he's just an idiot
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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As long as it’s not near a Muslim dominated area, he should be okay.
Macklemore announces ‘Free Palestine’ music tour after Ed Sheeran debacle trib.al/98XHk0T
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Don’t tell the boss but I’m having a drink at lunch
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I wonder if someone Luigi-ing a bad comedian with bad political takes would make Bill look at what he's doing and reconsider.
.@billburr criticizes corporations' reaction to Luigi Mangione's killing of a health care CEO: “The response to the Luigi [Mangione] thing. It wasn’t ‘Maybe we need to look at what we’re doing if it makes some crazy person do this.’ [Healthcare executives’] response was to take their faces off the internet and get security. It’s like, you don’t think you need to examine this? You’re not the president. You’re just the CEO of a business.”
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Lord Farquaad is mad
Greta Thunberg says Ed Sheeran should be “held accountable for his lack of spine;” despite the singer calling the Gaza war “disproportionate.” “Silence is complicity and you cannot be neutral in a genocide.”
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Part of me says that if I could go back and start again knowing what I know now, I’d change everything. But I also know it would just end up with me making a lot of new mistakes and wondering “what if”.
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Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT retweeted
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Which is nothing but “Bodies”by The Drowning Pool from a different point of view
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Follow them home Put it on the front porch Light it on fire Ring the doorbell Sometimes, modern problems require old solutions
Has this ever happened to you? Your neighbor is walking their dog, the dog goes to the bathroom on your lawn, and you politely ask the owner to clean it up. Her response? “No, I’m not cleaning it up.” At that point, it’s not just about the dog poop. You’re completely disrespecting a neighbor you’re going to have to see on a regular basis. Why create that kind of unnecessary tension with someone who lives right next door? If your dog does its business on someone else’s property, pick it up. It’s basic courtesy and respect for the people around you.
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"It's Raining Men" and it's not even close
* MEN & MEN ONLY * Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest
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Excuse me, sir? Is your Muslim registered? "No, officer. I was just on the way to do that." Here's a ticket for carrying an unregistered Muslim.
JB Pritzker is pandering to Muslims: "If they require a Muslim registry, I will be the first in line to sign up as a Muslim and I encourage every Illinoisan to do the same."
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"Video games are stupid" "Sports are stupid" "Your hobby should make money" "Why aren't you spending time with me and the kids?" "You'd work even if you were single" "I'm so tired of trying to manage you and your social life!"
A newly developed psychological survey measures "mankeeping"—the unpaid labor women perform to manage their male partners' social lives. Findings show that this effort is strongly associated with relationship burnout, lower satisfaction, and… dlvr.it/TVXYl3
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Remember the anti-lynching laws passed a few years ago? I wonder if the black man who lynched Tasia will be tried under those.
The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
Community note
Jackson police arrested 51-year-old Jarques Ratliff, a Black man with an association to Tasia Fortune, for her murder on Sept. 11 after the death was ruled a homicide. apnews.com/article/tasia-… clarionledger.com/story/news/loc… mississippitoday.org/2026/09/11/tas…
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You can only watch 5 movies for the rest of your life. What are your 5? A Ghost Story The Menu Tucker and Dale vs Evil Hot Fuzz The Grinch that Stole Christmas
You can only watch 5 movies for the rest of your life. What are your 5? Serenity History of the World Part I Forbidden Zone Star Trek VI 1941
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Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie
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This is funny because teachers unions have had a death grip on education since the 60s. Congratulations. You played yourself.
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