Interstellar Constable Examiner 🏁Elon has successfully passed all his Finals🏁 May not have to be back for a while.

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Soft nice Sunday afternoon. Prolly listened to this most recently 7 months ago. Just crept in here. Not sure why. . . . . . Van Halen - Right Now (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster] piped.video/gU7d2EHV_OQ?si=HF09… via @YouTube
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Sometimes I think we need to look beyond all the AI doom n gloom talk, to notice how much less confusing life will be.
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The only card with no expiration date and an unlimited line of credit.
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Only a few of you (New Englanders) will mind the fact this ace is only basically peddling memorabilia that a sweet person would be sweet enough to donate to the Smithsonian. But we digress. 1967, Alpine Ski World Cup, Nancy Greene and Jean Claude Killy, Cannon M... piped.video/blAToplwDsc?si=4FAW… via @YouTube
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Did my part. Up to you now.
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Brilliant. Instead, let's see how much it costs to keep "negotiating" with psychopaths. Lol.
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!! Oh !! Holy flippin' goodness! This landed. Like regional Meme of the Quarter, landed. Born and raised 40 miles no of Boston. Thank the Lord, am not too embarrassed, having moved out 40 years ago.
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Poor poor, pitiable Poehler. Ouch, this is lengthy. But also legitimately agonizing at the same time. Lol. Anthony Cumia, pissy eyed Robert DeNiro and Amy Pohler piped.video/avmd2r57QvE?si=Wovh… via @YouTube
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Why the fluff is 'NFL' even a tab in the heading of my home page feed? I'm getting cosmic vibes Drake and Eminem are gonna be double doin' Taylor durin' the next, y'kno, tasteful half time show.
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Who else thought, when you heard of the new breakthrough magician, that David Copperfield had to be some kind of dick for using the Dickens title and namesake character?
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NEW Episode of “Chris Farrell’s On Watch”: J6 Pipe Bombs: Baker vs The Official Story Links ⬇️ YouTube: piped.video/JfZDxrw6ydo Rumble: rumble.com/v7ft4h4-j6-pipe-b… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0C0… Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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No longer a conspiracy theory US Attorney confirms shops are being setup with the sole purpose of exchanging SNAP benefits for cash Multiple fake stores, one as small as 150 square feet cashing out as much as $480,000 in EBT per month $7 million in food stamps turned into cash at 2 locations “Less than 150 square feet in size, smaller than some bathrooms — stores had one register, no carriages, no hand baskets” “One legitimate supermarket in the same area as these stores redeems approximately $80,000 in and SNAP benefits per month. Over the last 20 months, the Juswala variety store was redeeming between 3-6x that amount monthly” The 2 fake convenient store owners caught were both from Haiti
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I’m sorry what?! MA Governor Maura Healey says everyone who has a baby will be visited in their home by a government appointed healthcare provider “to make an assessment” Stay out of our homes you power hungry creep
Skip to 1:20 to hear the Governor say that "everybody in the state, when you have baby, you're going to have a home visit... for a health care provider to 'make an assessment'." Does this sound like a good idea? piped.video/watch?v=-VbsZuVf…
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Oh. Her?? Seen her. Name's Elaine. But this one got herself the Teri Hatcher upgrade bundle. Signed up cuz she heard JFK Jr worked out there couple o times a month. Nothing personal, man. But you have some nerve when she was prolly tryna remember Tony Robins lines to impress JFK Jr if she's at that gym on the exact right day. Seriously. For all you know she's with a leading law firm in the BSA abuse and bankruptcy litigations, and could cost the Catholic Church some spare change (a bundle without big law firms to tamp it down), if she can't pull off the whole "don't you want me, judge", eyelash look. What the f is so puzzling about it all? The deception is the best kind of fun for them. Dammit. C'mon, guys. Elon buys this rig. But I am still not seeing people feeling free to freely assemble.
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