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The Dark and Bloody Ground
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My next husband is gonna be so disappointed when he comes to realize that Trad Wife just means I go around the house all day in satin robes and smeared $75 lipstick drunk and high on pills
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RT @ComradeOhio: give Craig a follow. spread the word.
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I like to think that every time I've donated blood somebody somewhere woke up in the hospital sayin shit like Well goooooodamn, and They should not be doin that and an overwhelming urge to crush a six pack a PBR tall boys in quick succession
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"You got too much Worcestershire sauce in there"
Nonsense, poopypants! There ain't no such thing!
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๐ป๐ฟ๏ธ Skwurl Taint ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ป retweeted
a friend of mine got banned from venmo for jokingly putting the comment as โtrip to north koreaโ
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I told the bestie when we bought our New (to us) washer dryer unit My panties are gonna look great swirling and tumbling around in there
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๐ป๐ฟ๏ธ Skwurl Taint ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ป retweeted
Anyone here good at dating light fixtures?
I got this at an auction, and I was told that it's "definitely from the 30s" and it's "absolutely from the 80s".
It doesn't matter, but I'd like to know.
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But seriously what the fuck is with this menards rebate I can't trust these cornbillies A REBATE??
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Twitter Gang Studios proudly presents a Patches n Poss production:
"Skwurl Watches Sons of Anarchy and Tweets about it"
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#noticing that peg bundy is very boy momming this fella she's run off everybody he's tried to stick a finger in so far
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Knitting, laundry, bourbon, fried rice and Uncs of Anarchy that's my Saturday kids I wish I was sad about it
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Hey so I made pork fried rice for supper to get out in front of this leftovers situation and I gotta say this might be my best fried rice yet
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LMAO
UFC CEO Dana White declines Trumpโs offer to become press secretary, source says cnn.com/2026/11/07/politics/โฆ
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