Everything you need to know about the state of the State of Oklahoma. Parroting the parody.

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Hey this is Europe! You're an energy powerhouse! Can you get us some more natural gas for this winter?

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"The governor of Oklahoma, an oil powerhouse that has emerged as a top producer of US wind power, has dismissed new federal green energy incentives as unnecessary even as they promise an investment windfall for his state." via @FT @FinancialTimes ft.com/content/adafe78b-b7fc…
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We've got souch energy we could power the world! The world: Help we need your energy! Oklahoma:

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Is there any BBQ artwork?
Great day taping a @DiscoverOK ep on the State Capitol restoration. From a new gift shop & museum to incredible artwork & architecture, the Capitol is more beautiful than ever. There’s always something to discover in Oklahoma, & your State Capitol is certainly one of those places
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The first crime is eating there, the second was getting in bed with Kevin.
‼️ #NEW: Huge update in the Swadley's Foggy Bottom investigation. The first criminal proceeding is now public. A judge signed off on a search warrant this week, for the phone records of the former vice president of the company. Full story:bit.ly/3B9tuo5 @OKCFOX
The company's CEO.

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Replying to @pmonies
Here’s our story from earlier about the signature verification process being outsourced. It was a surprise to many folks that a company affiliated with a political polling firm was now handling signature verification for initiative petitions. oklahomawatch.org/2022/08/08… 5/
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My bad. Clumsy typing. I meant 9%.
I'm so glad all 19% of you will vote today for 100% of us.
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Panasonic is still thinking about it everybody!
Less than 6 mos. after being ejected from the state-owned welcome center in Catoosa by Governor Stitt, we cut the ribbon on our new tag office nearby. That state-owned facility, by the way, sets empty and is a drain on Okla tax payers, borne of pettiness. anadisgoi.com/index.php/gove…
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#CowboyFamily: Join us today as we celebrate the future of #okstate and commemorate the historic first year of @drshrum's presidency! 🔸 2 p.m. today 🔸 Gallagher-Iba Arena 🔸 Special guests & live music #StateOfOrange | #TeamShrum Learn more: okla.st/pres2022
The PPP was supposed to be for businesses paying employees. Cool. How much went to them? Uh Uh Uh like, a lot.
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Wait. It's supposed to be Carly?
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Congressman Kevin Hern had over $1 million in PPP loans forgiven.
To recap, in the last two weeks, the "Party of the People" has supercharged the IRS to go after working-class Americans, raised their taxes, and forced them to pay for other people's college degrees.
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Congressman Markwayne Mullin had over $1.4 million in PPP loans forgiven.
We do not need farmers and ranchers, small business owners, and teachers in Oklahoma paying the debts of Ivy League lawyers and doctors across the U.S. This places undue burden on those already suffering due to the weight of Biden’s failed economic policy.
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Big problem here.
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$10,000? 20,000? OMG. Hey let's try and give some company $240 million. Oh dang they didn't want to come here. What should we do with the money?

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Hey look! There's another company! This one is pure speculation and they don't even sell anything yet. Maybe. One day. Here! Take it!

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Oh I got another one. This one my friend runs and they're just glorified middle men stealing from schools. Sweet!

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