NEED
I want a neighborhood dive bar that charges a $120/year membership and pours $3 beers
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JIGGED!!
The @NFL is just not gonna show the @Raiders in Northern California anymore
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Gm fam
☠️
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Take notes boys. CHEAPER !!
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GONNA DROP MY AVALANCHE OF NUTS ON THIS BITCH!
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Take notes, ladies
GM @StdTrading_ sent me this and said see you in the mall parking lot babe — it won’t load can anyone explain in a few bullet points??
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My wife NEVER
My wife watching me carry 15 grocery bags in from the car in one trip
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Before today’s game, we want to wish an easy fast to those observing Yom Kippur.
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Shooters gotta shoot right @everytimeicash 👊🏼
“Irrational self-confidence will get you more pussy than rational defeatism” -CH
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We must protect this patriot at all cost!!!
Lauren Boebert supposed to be Making America Great Again not eating pussy in her Washington DC office just saying….
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☠️😂😂 fuck you @reindeerninja !!
long live the white knight
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FAG
Im looking for a wife. Requirements: - Is a woman (optional)
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TWEET OF THE DAY
Me & @everytimeicash will get matching booster seats
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Welp, I know someone who ant movin to Florida . NO GO GATAH @everytimeicash
Welp... Time to get a cute carseat 🌸
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Nite nite @everytimeicash
The best thing about being a Chargers fan is that AI is gonna wipe out humanity within the next 10 years
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Found @SpinnerCapital alt
If she farted in my truck, I’d roll the windows up.
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