Steph the sarcastic sequin@StephSequin

36 | i live tweet reality tv | it’s not that serious | champagne lifestyle on a beer budget | once called a dummy by Mark Latham | BLM | fight fascists

 Sydney
Joined March 2009
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Mum: Wasn't it terribly sad about that LinkedIn guy? He was in a band you liked wasn't he? Me: *deep sigh* Mother do you mean Linkin Park?
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Patrick Kidd@patrick_kidd
Jul 15
And so the World Cup final will be between two teams who couldn’t beat Cape Verde in 90 minutes.
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Sascha Karowski@skarowski
Jul 6
Hab ein wenig die Befürchtung, sollte Belgien die USA aus dem Turnier werfen, dass Trump dann Deutschland mit Sanktionen bestraft, weil er zu dämlich ist, die Flaggen auseinanderzuhalten.
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God the orange one is gonna be so unhappy that even with *gestures*, USA still lost and BlGGLY too LMAO #USAvBEL #USABEL #FIFAWorldCup
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Phenomenal sportsmanship shown by Australian after the Paraguayan dude nearly got a concussion. Sticking around, making sure they’re ok, helping them up. That’s the true spirit of Australia tbh #FIFAWorldCup #socceroos #PARAUS
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“Oh I wanna take a photo!” Don’t worry Mel, we got you 🕊️😭 #MAFS #MAFSAU
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And with that, the 2026 season comes to an end. Thanks for all the lols, eye rolls and insanity friends, it’s been a TIME. As always I’d love to say “I’m never watching again” but we all know that’s a lie so why bother?Stay safe, and remember to bully crappy men😘 #MAFS #MAFSAU

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The epitome of a girls girl. What an absolute legend. #MAFS #MAFSAU
A David Fan Account@beggywilliamz
Apr 13
Ah Mel, absolute queen who always looked out for the girls 💔 #mafs #mafsau
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If I do apply and they DO put my man bullying sarcastic ass on the show, I promise at one point I’ll look directly into the camera and go “shout out to MAFS Twitter. They’re gonna gonna have a field day with this” 💁🏻‍♀️ #MAFS #MAFSAU
Steph the sarcastic sequin@StephSequin
Apr 13
friends! I joke every year, but should I apply for the next season of #MAFS for the lols? My mum will definitely disown me (even though you’d all find her iconic💁🏻‍♀️), but how camp would it be for me to live tweet this shitshow while watching myself on said shitshow 🤩? #MAFSAU
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“Women queueing up for me” “Throwing their pantyhose at me” DANIEL what the fucking fuck #MAFS #MAFSAU
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friends! I joke every year, but should I apply for the next season of #MAFS for the lols? My mum will definitely disown me (even though you’d all find her iconic💁🏻‍♀️), but how camp would it be for me to live tweet this shitshow while watching myself on said shitshow 🤩? #MAFSAU
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Alissa may not have “gone down to that level” with the girls but let’s not forget that while she didn’t take anything out on the girls, she routinely put David down for not being financially stable or “enough for her” or whatever #MAFS #MAFSAU
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Sorry, but I ain’t buying that Gia was just “jumping on the bandwagon”. The literal devil didn’t have any skin in the game and is just so easily led by peer pressure? Fuck off lmao #MAFS #MAFSAU

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I know it’s been like 10 weeks, but watching all this back, it feels like I’ve lived 1000 lifetimes. so many insane moments. We have all aged quicker becuase of this shit show hahah #MAFS #MAFSAU

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God as a woman who constantly calls everyone “babe” “lovely” or “darl” I am SO sorry cause after that montage I’ve realised I’m so deeply annoying for doing it HA #MAFS #MAFSAU

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YOU JUST KNOW TYSON IS GONNA THINK ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE HAHAHAAHAH. It’s very clear a woman has never told him to STFU before and his ego will be bruised till he becomes a pile of trash #MAFS #MAFSAU
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“Who cooked the salmon every night? Who vacuumed?” Everyone applaud Tyson for being an adult and cooking and doing one chore. Tyson doesn’t want a girlfriend, he wants a mother he can fuck #MAFS #MAFSAU
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I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than be in the same room as Tyson, let alone date him, Christ on a bike #MAFS #MAFSAU
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“I like gay people, but I’m not gay myself” is so homophobic closeted gay man coded tbh #MAFS #MAFSAU
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Same tbh #MAFS #MAFSAU
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All these women hate Tyson’s ass LMAO #MAFS #MAFSAU
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