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They're going to announce Tyla aren't they🤣 ... Her tour ends early Jan as well.
Chommie, if you missed the presale, this is your moment. 🥛🍪 General on-sale for #MilkCookiesFest is now open, with Olivia Dean headlining in CPT and JHB. GA, Golden Circle and VVIP Tables available. Tickets will sell out. Tickets.milkandcookiesfestiv… The countdown to #MCMW27 just got real.
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Just voting to chip away the DAs control of Cape Town.
Local Elections are in 7 days time. Do you know who you are voting for? 🗳️ 🇿🇦
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I don't see her socials posting this event which is concerning
If Olivia Dean cancels because she finds about their predatory pricing then I’m suing milk and cookies 💀
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I mean a festival is great way to clean cash 😭
we’re losing festival recipes guys! there’s a vvip table going for R125 000 with a required bar spend of a R92 000, EXCLUDED in the table price! nah investigate milk & cookies, something in the milk ain’t clean.
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Prices can't double overnight.. The organizers are up to something dodgy.
Last week you guys were saying Olivia dean is a GRAMMY award winning artist at the PEAK of her career.. why are you guys complaining about the prices today? Pay up and clear my tl 🙏🏾
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I suspect a high risk that this turns into a Hey Neighbor situation because tickets that expensive usually mean they're struggling for cash and hoping hype and sales brings sponsors.
🥛 & 🍪 should just announce the second headliner, maybe e tla justify’a di price tsa bona
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We vote with paper ballots it's not rocket science why this would be a disaster.
As a registered voter you should be able to vote anywhere in the country.
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Somebody said “Respect is allowing your partner to clarify what they meant instead of deciding what they meant and arguing against an intention they never had.” And I like that shit
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Apparently being she's an old lady people expect her to be cringe
I actually find this offensive. This is her showing her stereotypical views of the people of Gauteng. Gangsters and hood🥴🥴🥴 uyadelela nje!
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Accurate representation of Ferrari
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Job titles can be misleading. Saw a guy saying he has years of "investment consulting experience".. He was a call centre consultant 😭😭..
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They're either broke and need the cash or Olivia isn't the only headliner.
Olivia Dean came out against dynamic pricing for Ticketmaster. She needs to do the same for Milk and Cookies because no way a presale should have that level of phasing and price jumps
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I stand corrected.. The Newlands pitch is turning into a dustbowl.
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I can't justify drinking at the cricket anymore. R50 for beers that are R20 retail is ridiculous.
Full strength beer at the cricket in Cape Town 🇿🇦 $4 AUD 🫢
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The problem is the violence will fuel support for the DA's apartheid era policing tactics
Cape Town international airport at a stand still … taxi strike affecting even airports… no staff could arrive and entire system collapsed… where’s @Our_DA @geordinhl
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The problem I foresee potentially is early in the Aussie innings the pitch might play incredibly flat because of the roller and then they might just get off to a complete flyer.
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By the way they're in the GNU and still chatting like they're the opposition. They're exhausting.
By the way, the DA has not solved any of CPT's problems; gang violence, transportation, housing, racism, discrimination, jobs etc.
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Helen becomes Mayor.. Then what? She won't have a majority. It'll be coalition madness then the coalition turns on her and votes her out 🤣
Helen Zille could soon be the first white mayor of post-apartheid Johannesburg. Such a result could point to the beginnings of a less racialised politics economist.com/middle-east-an…
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Do they govern well? My view is they just have lots of excuses. They're in national government but still aren't doing anything constructive for the poor in Cape Town. They want to deploy drones and build walls. The DA strike me as out of touch delusional folks.
I am so sick of everyone bashing the DA. The fact is that where they govern, they govern well. We can choose that or choose the people who can’t govern. Up to all of you but I know what I’ll be voting for. 💙💙💙
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🚨😅How to trigger a SARS lifestyle audit in 3 easy steps (The Gareth Mnisi Edition): 🧵👇 • Step 1: Earn a municipal salary of R124k a month. Solid, but maybe not "supercar fleet" money. 💼 • Step 2: Get divorced. Your ex-wife's court filings suddenly list a casual R36M to R80M in personal assets. 📉 • Step 3: Include a R6M Porsche Turbo, a Maserati, two Range Rovers, and a R60,000 monthly clothing allowance in the paperwork. 🏎️🛍️ The Result: SARS shows up at your office, takes your phone, and asks you to show them your garage. Talk about an expensive breakup! 💀 #GarethMnisi #Tshwane #SARS #LifestyleAudit
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