Comic, Trivia Quizmaster ronin, the one guy who deletes/rewrites when his tweets have typos. There was a time I thought I'd be good at online ...
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For a nation that doesn't read history - hell, that can barely handle Daylight Saving Time - we sure do go on about G.O.A.T.s a lot.
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Today is the funeral for former Pres. Jimmy Carter.
It was supposed to happen earlier, but the ghost of Ronald Reagan secretly negotiated to push it back.
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There's a Moscow hotel manager somewhere who has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and place a barrel on the ground below whichever room Bashar al-Assad is staying in.
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Will enjoy the next four years of technology yanking me relentlessly toward AI, while all public policy drags me inexorably back toward coal.
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A skin flap of a human that--when he's not oozing--is weeping.
Trump: Michelle Obama was very nasty to me. She was nasty. I’ve gone out of my way to be nice to Michelle. Never sad a bad thing about her… She hit me.. The fake news doesn’t care about that but if I hit her, they’ll say oh what a horrible thing.. She shouldn’t have done that. That was a mistake.
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#3--Napoleon invading Russia
#2--Conan stepping into "The Tonight Show"
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#1--Me logging onto Twitter today
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Democracy Dies in Dicklessness
An endorsement of Kamala Harris was drafted by Post staffers but had yet to be published, according to sources who spoke on the condition of anonymity.
The decision not to publish was made by The Post’s owner, Jeff Bezos, according to the same sources. wapo.st/3Uqm5K9
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Guys, I'm starting to think Trump might be guilty.
God, MAGA, Trump KNEW he lost & had zero evidence of any election interference.
But he concocted a lie to heal his bruised ego and you swallowed it like Eric any time he sees a shiny penny.
Now YOUR ego won’t let you admit you’ve been bamboozled, so you’ll just cry FAKE NEWS!
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The sad plight of the journalists I follow, summarized:
"Hoo-boy, Trump's address to the Consortium of CEO's For De-Regulation, Bad Rhythm, and Nursing Home Development was a DISASTER. He's done-for this time."
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'Round my trivia HQ, it's #octodoberfest Day 6: Get Your Head Right.
For that, I'll need @JWOcker 's guide to Gage, Langmaid, and many more headcases 💀
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Alright, I'll be painfully, brutally, agonizingly honest: I thought Kris Kristofferson had already died.
Who was I thinking of?
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I'm old enough to remember what HAS to be about 36 hours ago, the time when Donald Trump was going to appropriate @KamalaHarris 's "love" message.
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Steven Bost retweeted
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Moments ago President Biden sent former President Jimmy Carter this birthday greeting.
President Carter’s birthday is this Tuesday.
He'll be the first president to reach 100 years old in HISTORY.
Join us in wishing President Carter a very Happy Early Birthday!! 💙💙💙
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