Random Truth Bomber. Lurking in the shadows of X, waiting to pounce on the next display of idiocy. On a mission to ridicule the absurd, and expose the foolish.
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You should really consider giving me a follow because:
1. Having a follow with Stochastic in the name makes you seem super-smart
2. I’m on the lam since removing my mattress tags in 1994
3. You’ll feel good about yourself for helping out.
4. It’s FREE!
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X retweeted
If the choice is Dan Bilzerian or Abdul El-Sayed you can stay home.
That’s not the choice.
The choice before you is a Republican you don’t like 100% and a version of El-Sayed.
Vote Red.
It’s a no brainer.
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X retweeted
I am voting for @VivekGRamaswamy because I want to see Second Amendment rights protected for Ohioans!
The Second Amendment Protection Act (HB 382) would make an assault weapons ban unenforceable in Ohio by state and local law enforcement.
Vivek would certainly sign a bill like this, and Acton would certainly veto a bill like this.
After January, we may not have a supermajority in both chambers for a veto override if the bill is vetoed by Acton.
I’m voting for Vivek to protect our Second Amendment rights. He would be the most pro-Second Amendment governor in Ohio history!
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“BREAKING: In a loss for Democrat cheating…” - fixed it
BREAKING: In a loss for Ohio voters, the 6th Circuit greenlit a state law requiring documentary proof of citizenship to register to vote at the Bureau of Motor Vehicles while applying for a driver's license.
Ohioans must now show proof of citizenship when registering to vote at the BMV before the midterms.
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X retweeted
The climate alarmists rarely mention a fundamental geographical fact: Earth is in the Quaternary Ice Age.
We are simply living through a warm interglacial period—known as the Holocene. Over the last 250 years, global temperatures shifted only 1.1°C to 1.4°C, bringing our global average to around 15°C.
How does this compare to Earth's broader history? It is drastically cooler than the planet's long-term baseline range of 18°C to 26°C, a threshold that characterised geological history before the current ice age era.
The climate narrative treats carbon dioxide as if it has somehow become a toxic modern pollutant, omitting the fact that CO₂ levels have been sitting at historic low levels for millions of years. Historically, these depleted levels—dropping to a ~180 ppm floor during glacial peak levels—led to hyper-aridness, expanding dry savannahs and severely reduced global biomass.
The natural baseline of our planet demonstrates that warmth and elevated carbon are primary drivers of a greener biological expansion. To generate catastrophic sea-level models, computer simulations would require a rapid, uniform melting of global ice caps. But this scenario ignores planetary geography. Past ice-melts came from vast prehistoric sheets—like the Laurentide and Fennoscandian—which extended far into mid-latitudes. They all melted long ago.
This were far more vulnerable to solar warmth than today's polar ice caps sitting over the Antarctic landmass and Arctic Ocean basin. The poles are oceanographically and meteorologically isolated from warm tropical currents. Because of this, a sudden, runaway collapse of polar stability is structurally impossible. The entire system is anchored by deep ocean dynamics that models consistently oversimplify.
Even if we looked at extreme historical melt events, the mathematical models behind today's 'climate doom' scenario would all collapse.
Following the end of the Last Glacial Maximum 19,000 years ago—when massive, vulnerable ice sheets sat directly exposed on land across Europe and North America—the average rate of sea-level rise was only 1.33 cm per year over a 9,000-year thaw, not even crawling pace.
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The Average American Family spent $12,500 funding the democrats illegal foreign invasion …. Oh and $6000 a year more in inflation under Biden
You supported it all
Oh… they pay $1250 a year more for gas under CA gas taxes
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X retweeted
Murders are indeed heavily concentrated in tiny areas of the US.
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.…
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“Healthcare funding” meaning payment me to illegals and ineligible millionaires at taxpayer expense
That’s not “Health Care” it’s Democrat supported fraud - he loves fraud
Brian Poindexter: "Max Miller voted for the biggest cut to healthcare funding in American history. Why? In order to pay for a massive tax cut for billionaires and big corporations. Families like his get a tax cut. Families like ours get higher healthcare prices."
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X retweeted
You know a movement is totally grassroots and organic when they spontaneously have coordinated signs with logos and corporate level branding.
What an op.
The world is waking up to extinction risk in the wake of Jacob Coxon's resignation.
We need to rise up to the occasion now.
Every one of us. Drop everything and join us.
Emergency protests are being launched worldwide to make sure governments hear the people and the experts' voices during this critical window (links in thread). Tell your friends. Be there.
The Hugging Face attack has shown AIs are capable of autonomously hacking companies. With relentless persistence, these AI agents dismantled every barrier in their way to achieve their goal. Future AIs will pursue their goals just as relentlessly, but with more-than-human intelligence. If we try to stand in their way, we may not win that fight.
Politicians are responding. Senator Bernie Sanders and Representative Greg Casar announced the first US bill to ban superintelligence. In the UK, Alex Sobel has done the same, and over 70 MPs and peers have signed ControlAI's letter urging Andy Burnham to back it, calling on him to use the UK's G20 presidency next year to build "a coalition of the willing to tackle this national and international security threat."
The human story cannot end here. Loss of control to AI is entirely preventable. We must unite, worldwide, for humanity.
RSVP below and share with friends and family.
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X retweeted
Did we forget? Twenty-five years is a long time. A new generation grew up only knowing 9/11 as a date in a history book, not a gut punch that stopped the whole country cold.
Did we forget the firefighters walking up the stairs everyone else was running down? The passengers on Flight 93 who chose to fight? The blood drive lines that wrapped around the block?
Neighbors who agreed on nothing, checking on each other anyway. A country that stood shoulder to shoulder, no red, no blue, just American.
You don't need a tragedy to show up for the people around you. We just have to choose it instead of waiting for the worst day of our lives to remind us.
Never forget isn't a slogan. It's a decision.
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If you live in Ohio:
I don’t like DeWine
I’m not thrilled with the Ohio Republican establishment
Brown is a 50 year plague on Ohio
Acton is a horror show of incompetence
Vote Republican
… then push out the RINOs in primaries!!!
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Like calling a guy filming with his phone “an armed attack” because no one was allowed to film
The Ohio Republican Party and Ramaswamy’s campaign allies continue to amplify dangerous misinformation from fringe conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer.
@VivekGRamaswamy needs to condemn these malicious lies immediately.
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This is total BS … a guy filming on his phone and being rude wasn’t a threat to Acton, other than exposing her and people like this fake news account
While Vivek Ramaswamy continued to lie about Amy Acton not campaigning at fairs and not talking to people, one visit almost took her life:
nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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David Pepper is a creep. He’s a scam artist and a liar. Lying about Vivek and about the looser clown he is running with.
Vivek Ramaswamy is a creep. He's a scam artist and a liar. Lying about the death of someone's mother, lying about Amy and her family, and shaming sexual abuse survivors to score cheap points.
Never seen a worse or more shameful candidate.
Ohio sees through it all, so he’s getting more desperate by the day.
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X retweeted
Mom to mom, woman to woman, if she were truly innocent, she would beg for death. As a parent, you know I’m right.
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This is the Jr Clown to Dr Clown
Their plan is more taxes and spending to fund their Democrat fantasy
Vivek Ramaswamy has no real plans. Everything is made up, and is somehow a ploy to make himself richer.
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“Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes” … and we are paying for this by raising taxes on Americans
Oh and Social Security is still a Ponzi scheme
If Bernie’s Social Security bill is signed into law, Social Security would be solvent for 75 years, benefits would go up by $2,400, 91% of Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes and the wealthy would finally pay their fair share by scrapping the cap on all taxable income.
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BREAKING: In a not-surprising moment, democrats post stupid stuff trying to demonize Trump.
Dude mentions weather as #1 but I guess climate change isn’t an issue anymore
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Fox News just revealed that JPMorgan is predicting that we will enter a global food crisis due to Donald Trump's war in Iran. Every American needs to see this.
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