Now that the dust has settled, I wanted to share my biggest trade win, ever: $TRUMP When @realDonaldTrump dropped the tweet, I was at lunch. I saw it on my feed about 20minutes after it came out and immediate thought was: "LOL the scammers hacked the President's twitter, this will be entertaining." Market cap was $3B. I went back to finishing my lunch. As I finish eating, I refresh my Dexscreener: WHAT THE FUCK? My entire port has nuked. I'm down multiple salaries while I finished this meal. Fight of Flight kicks in. 👇🧵

Masterclass. The Bitget Hacker had millions in $AVAX onchain and was about to dump it (clipping $500k to $900k at a time) PHAR team dynamically increased their fees so the hacker got away with as little as possible. Highly unlikely any other trader would've been caught with these increased fees because only huge size at that exact moment would've routed through this pool with the higher fees. Any regular person swapping would've been diverted elsewhere away from high fee pools. 100% of those fees go to $PHAR holders. Fuck Hackers, Fuck North Korea. If the hack already happened, we should try minimize the theft (we're looking at you @circle) hats off to the PHAR team for doing their part.

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There’s been a @MagicEden exploit White hat @0xquit has quickly “drained” over $1.5m of NFTs (Azuki, BAYC, Pudgies etc) and will return to the original owners once safe.

hey ya this is a whitehat and everything in 0x71cF3f5724bD2B72Ef6464992aCd26216DE7fe33 is safe and will be returned once they are no longer at risk

Unrivaled levels of waking up real early to be a hater Frank bought $20k of this coin just to be on the top of the FOMO holders to shit talk the Dev and his coin.

New UI. Live now. And Spice Flow is live inside it! Log in with an email. Load up your account with whatever you already hold on @ethereum, @base, @arbitrum , @Polygon , @BNBCHAIN or @monad. No bridge, no wallet switching, no gas token. One signature and it lands in your PARE account. From there, in one screen: • Buy the S&P 500, Nasdaq 100, Apple or Pfizer at a discount to the share, rate fixed to Dec 2027. 6.6% on Pfizer today. • Cash out the next 15 months of dividends today and keep the shares. • Post S&P 500 as backing and borrow dollars against it. Or loop it up to 2.28x in one signature. • Add to the pPFE/USDG pool. $100 a day in rewards spread over the pool on top of trade fees. New front page too. Less to read, more to see: what PARE is in one line, the live fixed rates, the four contracts, and the app behind it. Spice Flow x PARE campaign coming: trade on PARE, earn Spice Points. Details from @spicenetio soon

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Most people scroll past 1 to 4% APY. Fair. We're opening a lending market for pPFE, and it changes the number. This is leverage on Pfizer, with the discount doing the heavy lifting. At today's rates the stack pays about 13% a year on your own money, now that will catch attention. Here's how, and where the catch is pPFE already earns about 6.4% a year, fixed, from its discount to PFE. The lending market turns it into collateral on Morpho at 62.5% loan-to-value. Post it, borrow USDG against it, buy more pPFE, post that too. That's a leveraged Pfizer position, except the borrowed part is earning the fixed rate the whole time it's posted. Loop does all of it in one signature: borrow, buy, post, repeat, up to about 2.28x your starting position. Unwind reverses it in one go. The maths at 2.28x. Every dollar of pPFE earns 6.4% a year and you hold 2.28 of them per dollar of your own, so 14.6%. You borrowed 1.28 of them at a starting borrow rate of about 1%, so it costs 1.3%. Net: about 13% a year on your money, before Pfizer's price moves at all. If Pfizer goes up 10%, you're up about 23% on top of that. Margin at a broker costs 5 to 12% for the same exposure. The borrow rate moves with demand: about 1% while the pool sits unused, about 4% once it's 90% borrowed, more above that. The carry only works while the shares earn more than the loan costs, so 13% is a starting figure. The page shows both rates live. The catch, said plainly: leverage cuts both ways. At 2.28x, a 10% fall in Pfizer puts you at the line where the market sells some of your shares to repay. Pfizer moves 1 to 2% on a normal day and more on news. Pick a lower multiple if that line looks close. You see the exact price before you sign.. Borrow. Loop. Unwind. Three buttons. parestocks.com

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The road to top 10 🌱 1. Launch gauge vaults 2. Smart contract audit 3. Crypto pools: ETH/USDG, PONS/USDG + more 4. First strategy, built to grow TVL 5. Marketing blitz 6. New advisors 7. More internal strategies, more daily revenue Goal: top 10 in revenue on Robinhood Chain.

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Roughly $10k of $PARE bought back today and paired with ETH: close to $20k of new full-range liquidity in the PARE/ETH pool, about 10% more depth than what we had this morning. Every trade from here moves the price less than it did yesterday, so the swings get smaller. We build the product and we back the token. More announcements coming soon!

Reminder! The pPFE/USDG pool on Robinhood Chain pays $100 a day in rewards, shared between everyone in it, on top of 0.3% of every trade. At today's pool size Merkl puts that at about 328% APR. pPFE is Pfizer with the dividends removed. It trades under the share and becomes a full share on 31 Dec 2027, so the pool sells it for dollars as it climbs. Take out any day. parestocks.com/dividend-lp

zZEC liquidity just got a lot easier. You can now add cash directly into zZEC / ETH liquidity on zealz.fun. The flow (automated): 1. Add cash 2. Route into real ZEC 3. Wrap into zZEC 4. Pair with ETH 5. Track your LP position right from the dashboard No hunting through contracts. No guessing where your position went. No mystery receipts. Your dashboard now shows: - LP position value - pooled zZEC + ETH - uncollected fees - position ID - live updates as the pool moves zZEC liquidity providers earn from pool trading fees, and we’re also lining up $ZLIQ volume incentives so the people deepening liquidity can participate in the upside as trading grows. More liquidity means better routes, deeper markets and a stronger zZEC economy. Zcash keeps ripping. zZEC liquidity is how we make it usable onchain. 🦓🛡️

Please tell me this stock is tokenized on chain so we can have one hell of a MemeStonk runner

the group chat is pressuring each other to sell and realize at least $3000 a day and its making us all perform better