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20k → 45k. Volume coming. Stack $LOLA

Here is a list of some notable individuals. Guess what they all have in common? They all hold LOLA and they are  all UP! 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f @AdamWeitsman @GMB_XBT @craigscoinpurse @Aurelius0121 @frankdegods @KRAM_btc @ether_monk @rasmr_eth @marcellovtv @theunipcs

A coin that actually feels GOOD to hold ❤️ LOLA 🐼 is all about community, giving back to charities & making a difference. The Charitable Panda on Robinhood 🌱 $LOLA CA: 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f

LOLA the Charitable Panda has been cooking! $LOLA went from a $20K MC to over $50K 🚀 and we’re just getting started. This isn’t your average meme coin. WE ARE GIVING BACK TO CHARITIES 🫶 Cute panda. 🐼 IRL impact. JOIN US $LOLA CA: 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f

We are holding for the BIG FISH 🎣 I have been adding... and will be adding $Lola More.

It’s charity coins ZSN ! More holders = More creator fees = More donations !

And it has begun.. yall didn’t think we r just going to stay at 20k MC forever did you? 43k now, we are going HIGHER! It’s @LOLAonrh SZN 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f

We’re still in the @WWF window until Sept 30. Every trade, every fee, every little bit adds up! Thank you for being the kind of holders who actually let a meme coin do something useful.

You can chase another meme coin… or you can be part of one that’s trying to make a difference 🫶 LOLA isn’t only about the meme. It’s about community, giving back, and showing that even a meme coin can have a bigger purpose ✊ Have fun. Build together. Give back. That’s $LOLA 🐼 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f

So the $LOLA Robinhood community have been getting quite a few WLs and perks. The doxed dev is well connected. For all the $1000s donated to charity already, this won't stay at $20k for long 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f

What’s the ALPHA, you ask? Not only does LOLA donate to charities ($3,500 so far), but there are also some amazing perks for our holders. 🤩 Yesterday, some of our holders were given FREE Credits by @jackbutcher! This collection already hit a $100 floor at ATH! Congratulations to all the recipients! 🎉 Being a LOLA holder is the ALPHA. Lots more coming soon . JOIN US 🐼❤️ $LOLA CA: 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f

I have been digging into Jack Butcher’s new EIGHTS collection, and I think there is a much more interesting mechanism underneath it than simple rarity. This is my working theory based on the collection data, the transaction IDs, and how the distribution is forming. Every piece begins with an $8 payment through X Money. The transaction ID from that payment appears to become the seed for the artwork. That matters because the transaction itself is not just proof of purchase. It appears to be part of the generative input that determines what you receive. The collection currently categorizes pieces by a trait called EIGHTS. Most have 0. Far fewer have 1. Even fewer have 2. Then the population collapses rapidly as you move higher. At first glance, this looks like a normal rarity ladder. I do not think it is. I believe EIGHTS is literally counting the number of times the character "8" appears in the X Money transaction ID. That would mean the rarity of your piece is not being assigned from a traditional rarity table. It is emerging naturally from the transaction identifier itself. The population data supports this extremely well. The distribution follows almost exactly the kind of probability curve you would expect from random occurrences of a specific character. That distinction is important. Jack may not have decided in advance what percentage of the supply would land in each tier. Instead, he may have designed a system where the transaction infrastructure itself creates the rarity distribution. The market generates the scarcity. That also makes the $8 price much more meaningful. You are not simply paying $8 for an NFT called EIGHTS. You are performing an $8 transaction that generates an identifier, and the number 8 inside that identifier may determine the rarity of the resulting object. The transaction becomes part of the art. This is why I no longer think the gaps between each tier are necessarily clues to a burn formula. Those gaps can be explained by probability alone. They may be outputs, not rules. Where I think this gets more interesting is what happens next. Jack has previously explored systems where collectors can destroy or combine works to manufacture scarcity. If EIGHTS eventually introduces a similar mechanic, I suspect the natural rarity and the collector-created rarity may become two separate layers. The first layer would be chance. Your X Money transaction determines the seed. The seed determines how many Eights naturally appear. You have no control over that outcome. Then a second layer could introduce choice. What are you willing to destroy, combine, or sacrifice to move upward? If there is a burn mechanic, my current guess would be that it relates directly to the number 8 rather than the existing supply ratios. An 8-to-1 progression would fit the project much more cleanly than arbitrary ratios derived from the current tier populations. That is speculation, not confirmation. An 8-to-1 system would also create a very clean progression through the collection. Whether that is the actual mechanic remains to be seen, but conceptually it fits the project far better than a ratio-based system. What I find most compelling about EIGHTS is that Jack may be turning something completely mundane into the source of scarcity. A payment processor generates a transaction ID. Normally that string is meaningless. Here, the randomness inside that identifier may determine the visual object and its rarity. Infrastructure becomes provenance. And if a burn mechanic follows, the collection could end up having two completely different forms of scarcity. Scarcity created randomly by the transaction. Scarcity created intentionally by collectors. Chance determines what you receive. Choice determines what survives. That is my current read on EIGHTS.

LOLA is NOT your average meme coin! We are DONATING money to charities❤️‍🔥 We’ve already donated $3.3K to @WWF, and our next donation will be coming soon! 🙌 Next month, we’ll be donating to @AmericanCancer, so JOIN US! Let’s do good together. Let’s donate MORE money to charities and help others!!! $LOLA CA : 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f

Meet LOLA the charitable panda on Robinhood. 🐼 She’s not just napping and eating bamboo. 50% of creator fees go to real charities. That’s why our first month went to @WWF. A panda mascot supporting the organization whose logo is a panda just made sense. Protect the forests, protect the wildlife, protect the vibe. We didn’t wait until the end of September. First donation already sent: 1.355 ETH to WWF. Next donation will be Oct. 1 💰 Meme coins are going to trade anyway. Might as well let some of that volume do something good. $LOLA CA: 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f

@LOLAonrh is super undervalued rn. First charity project on RH chain. 50% of the fees goes to charity. In september they donated to @WWF (more than $3K) and in october the donation going to be send the @AmericanCancer. Doxxed team, low mcap and they are burned tokens too.

🚨GIVING AWAY 3 @jackbutcher Open Editions to LOLA holders!🚨 TO ENTER: 🐼 Buy $LOLA 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f 🐼 Join the LOLA X chat! (Link in comments) Giveaway will be announced SOON in the LOLA X chat! (FCFS)

When you buy $Lola you are supporting charity! More Volume = More fees -50% of fees go to charity 🤝🐼💚

Huge congrats to @WagyuBrands on a successful launch! 🎉 Very thankful to @Yummy_TheArtist for giving WL spots to LOLA holders. Every holder who showed interest was able to mint, and the floor is already sitting at 3X+ the mint price after the 1:1 airdrop. 🤗 Plenty more perks are coming for LOLA holders! 🐼 Hop into the X chat that’s where most of our giveaways happen! (Link in comments)

Don’t chase the next shiny coin and get behind a coin with a good cause and a purpose!!! I believe there are people here on the TL who care! ✊❤️‍🔥🐼

I know a lot of people are chasing the next shiny coin every day, but I also know there are plenty of good-hearted people here who genuinely care about giving back. ❤️ LOLA has already donated $3.3K to @WWF, with another donation coming soon. The concept is simple: More holders → more fees → more we donate. 💰 Let’s grow $LOLA and do some good along the way 0x9ecb1cb29353de3e28cdc26650e2bb6e5574816f