Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMax

I am Max: NYT bestselling author, artist, and animator. Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps.

 Bay Area, CA
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Joined June 2010
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Hi I'm Chris handsome, you see how I look right?
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Scientists can’t explain why Japanese apple juice tastes so fucking good
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I showed u my burrito pls respond
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Just me rushing back to my kids school with a Dragonite toy because he is supposed to present something that starts with “D” today and we all forgot. 🥲
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Maximilian Uriarte retweeted
The Snake Soup@thesnakesoup
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NBC News
@NBCNews
Sep 24
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
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Don’t know why I bought the mist spray bleach Like why the fuck would you ever want to mist bleach?
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Terminal Lance@TerminalLance
Sep 24
NEW TL Underground post drawing yesterday's comic: patreon.com/terminallance/po…

Behind the Scenes — Preventing Butterbars | TL Underground

3.63 million Americans born each year ÷ ~1,700 new Marine officers = roughly 1 Marine officer for every 2,100 births. That’s about a 0.047%

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I think Weapons stayed with me the most but all 3 are bangers.
Rotten Tomatoes 🍅
@RottenTomatoes
Sep 23
Zach Cregger's last three horror films are all Certified Fresh above 90%.🍅 Which film is your favorite?
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Maximilian Uriarte retweeted
Terminal Lance@TerminalLance
Sep 23
3.63 million Americans born each year ÷ ~1,700 new Marine officers = roughly 1 Marine officer for every 2,100 births. That’s about a 0.047% chance your child grows up to become a 2nd Lieutenant. New TL Underground members this month get a free Terminal Lance condom. 🫡
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Got to see the new Resident Evil film and had a great time with it. I'm a longtime fan of the games and to me it was a great spin on the whole thing. Zach Cregger has such a fun style of tension, character, gore, dark humor, etc. from start to finish.
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Them: you know Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food Me: just put the Crunchwrap supreme in the bag bro
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Meanwhile, in Resident Evil…
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Me watching all these new Resident Evil fans showing up after being a diehard RE fan since the 90’s:
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Maximilian Uriarte retweeted
Duffel Blog@DuffelBlog
Sep 18
New 'Call of Duty: VA Edition' immerses gamers in struggle to attain 100% disability duffelblog.com/new-call-of-d…

New Call of Duty: VA Edition immerses gamers in struggle to attain 100% disability

Critics laud the realism of the latest franchise installment

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The Academy shouting out Paul WS Anderson's Resident Evil films was not something I was expecting.
The Academy
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Sep 18
Just an appreciation post for Milla Jovovich as Alice in the RESIDENT EVIL franchise.
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My 5yo: daddy, we're gonna be best friends forever Me: look at the stars...
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Terminal Lance@TerminalLance
Sep 15
That's right! 😤 Send this or tag someone who could use some motivation. 💪 Oorah! 🇺🇸
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My wife likes to make these thicc ass cookies. Gotta be like 1000 calories each. Send these to Marines in the field.
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Terminal Lance@TerminalLance
Sep 13
New post about my trip to the Combat Art Symposium for TL Underground members: patreon.com/terminallance/po…

The Combat Art Symposium | TL Underground

Last week I was invited out to Quantico to be the guest speaker at the Combat Art Symposium. The Symposium is an annual gathering of combat

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Growing up is realizing that Return of the Jedi is the best one
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