The Official Terminal Lance twitter account! TL is a comic strip about the Marine Corps created by @TLCplMax
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GRAB YOUR CRAYONS, MARINES! "Coloring for Marines" is available on Amazon now! This coloring and activity book for Marines is sure to keep you entertained on duty, post, at the armory, or if you're just standing by to stand by in the barracks. Out now:
amazon.com/dp/B0CGL336LF
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NEW TL Underground post drawing yesterday's comic:
patreon.com/terminallance/po…
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3.63 million Americans born each year ÷ ~1,700 new Marine officers = roughly 1 Marine officer for every 2,100 births.
That’s about a 0.047% chance your child grows up to become a 2nd Lieutenant.
New TL Underground members this month get a free Terminal Lance condom. 🫡
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Orlando Bloom’s threesome scene with real-life sisters Rooney and Kate Mara ripped as ‘appalling’ and ‘disgusting’ trib.al/b8SwxDY
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Terminal Lance retweeted
Got to see the new Resident Evil film and had a great time with it. I'm a longtime fan of the games and to me it was a great spin on the whole thing. Zach Cregger has such a fun style of tension, character, gore, dark humor, etc. from start to finish.
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I know you're not making a real argument in good faith, but I am a Marine Corps veteran that was invited by the Marine Corps because of achievements (past and present) within the Marine Corps and military community--so it's easy to say I had more business at the Pentagon here.
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Them: you know Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food
Me: just put the Crunchwrap supreme in the bag bro
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New post about my trip to the Combat Art Symposium for TL Underground members: patreon.com/terminallance/po…
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TL UNDERGROUND FORCE PROTECTION CAMPAIGN
Enlist in the TL Underground as a paid member over the next 30 days and receive a FREE official TL condom.
Details here: patreon.com/terminallance/po…
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Marines don't need sleep! Caffeine and unresolved anger issues are more than enough for them.
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Subscribers get a behind the scenes look at this comic and how it came to life, fact-checked by real Lance Corporal degenerates: patreon.com/terminallance/po…
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Find hot single Lance Corporals near you on the only official TL discord
discord.gg/terminallance
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Terminal Lance retweeted
These cro-magnon lookin asses at the museum making me feel like ancient history as a GWOT veteran 😭
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